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#506803 - 04/19/11 04:40 AM I went shopping today.
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Registered: 04/19/11
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I got my mother a new douche bag and a new enema bag for myself.

I forgot to take pictures.
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#506804 - 04/19/11 04:43 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
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This is the type of douche bag I got for my mom. It was on sale.

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#506812 - 04/19/11 06:54 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
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I thought your father was your mom's douche bag. whoa. hey. /onelinerlarry
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#506817 - 04/19/11 10:47 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
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The original poster is the impostor by the name of Conquistador (a.k.a. cnq), who'se real name is Ned that admitted on ADT forums that he has engaged in the act of anal exam with another male doctor. Since he is a useless spit, all he can do is reveal other posters personal info and impersonate them under false pretenses. He moved to Canada so he can save money on anal exam bills and to run hamster farm.

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#506818 - 04/19/11 10:52 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
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Ned (conq) also admitted on the world-famous ADT forums that he has earned his income as a person whose primary functions consisted of cleaning the environmental premises from the sperm and dried sperm, that which the male patrons of the establishment have ejaculated on the premises.

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#506821 - 04/19/11 10:59 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: Uncle Joe]
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And this is the enema that went in Ned's ass before the male doctor has started the exam of the anus procedure:


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#506825 - 04/19/11 12:29 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Links or it didn't happen.
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#506828 - 04/19/11 01:07 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Links or it didn't happen.

Dig around ADT or ask any reputable ADT posters there and they will confirm it. I even have a pic or 2 of cnq somewhere on one out of my 8 hard drives.

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#506829 - 04/19/11 01:10 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: Uncle Joe]
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i've seen pics of conq and he looks like he could be dangerous. you look like 50 lbs of retard in a 10 lb bag so stfu.
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#506831 - 04/19/11 01:19 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
i've seen pics of conq and he looks like he could be dangerous. you look like 50 lbs of retard in a 10 lb bag so stfu.

In your dreams is the only place you could see him. He looks anything but dangerous. He looks like some punk that rides the skateboard and trolls around sites like Straight Guys 4 Gay Eyes.

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#506832 - 04/19/11 01:21 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
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Quote:
Straight Guys 4 Gay Eyes


let me guess..one of your domains?.
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#506833 - 04/19/11 01:25 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Quote:
Straight Guys 4 Gay Eyes


let me guess..one of your domains?.

Nah, not mine. Your mother's!

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#506890 - 04/19/11 08:02 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Did you buy any new tranny dvds?
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#623269 - 12/09/14 08:34 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: Uncle Joe]
Jerkules Offline
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Originally Posted By: Alex Panzer
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! WARNING !
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The original poster is the impostor by the name of Conquistador (a.k.a. cnq), who'se real name is Ned that admitted on ADT forums that he has engaged in the act of anal exam with another male doctor. Since he is a useless spit, all he can do is reveal other posters personal info and impersonate them under false pretenses. He moved to Canada so he can save money on anal exam bills and to run hamster farm.


Boy, I miss the days of Panzer owning Cqd.

He really pushed the Hamster Fag's shit in there. Just like the Dr did with his finger.
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#623291 - 12/10/14 02:46 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Why do you two hate each other again?
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#623292 - 12/10/14 07:51 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
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He melted down on me the first time and we called a truce. He melted down on me the second time and I stuck his nose in it, so he ran away. I havent given him a second thought in 2 years, but I guess his life is getting shitty again so in the past moth or 2 hr has come on here 2x to make threads about me, last time was yesterday, using this Game Ninja alt.
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#623295 - 12/10/14 09:31 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: Jerkules]
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Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
He melted down on me the first time and we called a truce. He melted down on me the second time and I stuck his nose in it, so he ran away. I havent given him a second thought in 2 years, but I guess his life is getting shitty again so in the past moth or 2 hr has come on here 2x to make threads about me, last time was yesterday, using this Game Ninja alt.


It's been a rough moth for lots of peoples.
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#623296 - 12/10/14 09:53 AM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: GameNinja]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Eh, fuck him. He should be happy some broad took him in as her pet retard.
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#623414 - 12/13/14 05:39 PM Re: I went shopping today. [Re: Jerkules]
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Registered: 03/04/12
Posts: 113
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Eh, fuck him. He should be happy some broad took him in as her pet retard.


Pet hampster.
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