ZOMG! Ryan, you are correct. Those two fat, disgusting hookers they found on Nordhoff St. urinated on your head and face. You vomited on yourself.

My mistake, I stand corrected.

And sorry, I don't know what, "If you're not gonna go down than i'm not interested." means. Are you asking me to blow you? Sorry, Mike don't roll that way, not even in prison. I also recall you like to get fucked in the ass by various whores, but I ain't gonna do that either.

Just go ahead and OD on meth, or let the Army sniper corps use your broccoli tattoo for target practice.