No one is interested in talking about Sasha Grey, I take it? For the record, JM Productions was kind enough to offer me distribution in 2007 and I am happy to be a part of the team. It has been good for both of us. Jeff has been straight-up since day 1. It's now day 1272. No regrets.

The revenues given to me allow me to self-medicate and avoid dealing with my mid-life crisis. It gives me great comfort to know that so many are concerned with my well-being. To each and every one of you, I give you my thanks.

If the 1980's porn star Laurel did well enough to save enough money to have a Boulevard named after her, I will keep pursuing my pornographic dream. One day we might all drive down Brandon Iron Drive. I wish more around here had as much as I do. Sadly, they are as lazy and shiftless as Ron Mexico, a flatulent, burrito-eating sidekick filled, both literally and figuratively, with beans.