Who are you, Steve?

And, what is your opinion of Lexi Belle?

and where are you hiding Tony? or his body?

How do I shut off Conquistador and his posts?

(1) Open the oven;

(2) Turn on the gas;

(30 Stick your head inside.


Problem solved, for everyone.

Is this the same software as the old software? How long did it take to customize it?

actually, that would be cool if he was.

I figured Steve was a mope with a sword Jeff was scared to fire.

Isn't there a decent freeware board software that would do the job? I notice a lot of boards go with vBulletin or the like.

Scuttlebutt on the street is that Malice moved on to better pastures. what would be better than working at JM I don't know :bananacream:

If Tony's gone does that mean that it's Steve's job to date, dump and publicly board fight the JM porn whores?


And, is he going to start his own thread of worthless skanks looking to trade humiliation on camera for drug money????

Scuttlebutt on the street is that this is Steve's first porn venture of any stripe. Steve: I appreciate you jumping into the deep end of the pool your first time out, but get on enabling attachments. We NEED whore pics. Thanks.

If Malice is gone, is Donkey once again fair game?

Would Steve mind if Donkey posted his cell #? I need a direct line of communication to the higher ups.

Heh. You know who else uses vBulletin? Do you really want to emulate him?

he should have to start with padova and work his way up.

I understand that the XPT server functions better now. And it's performance would be even better if Steve held Brendan Irons' head over the air fan intake, slit his throat, and let the herpes blood coat all the microchips.

Do it, Brendan. If the vibe was suicide you would push the button. But If you're bowing down, then let me do the cuttin'

Shit, the :drunky: Graemlin is gone as well?

Somebody sit Steve down with a brief history of XPT already.

I killed some time yesterday afternoon going through one of the larger threads finding the graemlins. Shit most of were used by Darah.


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Sorry about any repeats.

For starters, you could all clean out your inboxes so we can send PMs. This new forum software has resurrected every last PM everyone's ever sent or received.

Do that, and then we can get down to business.

Or down, depending on your opinion.

All i know is this new site makes me want to say r.i.p. xpt.

THIS NEW DESIGN IS THE WORST MAKE-OVER EVER.

Okay, I just read a bunch of posts and all I can see here is a problem with Attachments which I will look in to and fix ASAP.

People who sent me private messages told me about reasons why the "Facebook Like" thing needed to be disabled and NOW the Search function goes back 5 years instead of 1 year.

Please show me examples of missing images and I will find them in the backup.

In reply to "Cum Stains"...do you have anything productive for me to address or are you just one of those dark cloud kind of guys? I don't know who you are, I'm new around here but if you are so unhappy here, I'm sure I can figure out how to make you disappear.

Yes, Tony has moved on to a cool business venture and I am doing my best to keep stuff operating...almost 30 new members here in the last several days (more than we have had in the last several Months).

If you need to contact me quickly for anything, please send email directly to me here:

steve@jmvideo.net

In fact, I WANT to get ALL problems here fixed quickly so please send any messages relating to that directly to my email address if you can.

Steve

Tony's new business is an at home abortion service isn't it?

Nah, Charin emails Malice an itinerary for his next Rape Bus Tour, and Tony drives ahead to pre-dig shallow graves. He gets paid in transistors and insulin.

Jigaloo...I saw the broken image in your post and started working on fixing it but quickly realized it is a bad link on another server

File Attachments are now working fine!!

Turns out I could have been tweaking the Control Panel until blue in the face...I needed to telnet in and change some unix permissions.

So far I like you, Steve!

just a heads up boss. we're not used to having an admin that gives a fuck or even reads what gets posted here. just sayin. theres a decent crew here and they all give a fuck...you'll see. we all know you're working on it. well most of us.

plus, threatening bans based on forum criticism just doesn't play here. cumstains is an openly gay dude posting on a throatfuck bukkake board. get creative, hurt some feelings, then ban.

Cumstains = disgruntled queen. Usually a decent enough poster though.

Yep, this board is so awesome that even me the openly gay dude calls this place HOME. I care. We care. first question, why the format change?

honestly i'd, and all of us, would really like the original way back. not just for traditions sake. but it honestly the layout was nice and looked like no other message board out there, easy to navigate, and just plain out made sense.

please please pretty please change it back.

if not, here's some ideas...

*the option to have a sig should be in the 'my stuff' section where you set up your profile. you either have a sig or you don't. none of this depending on what thread business.

*BRING BACK THE GRAEMLINS

*continue the tattood whores of tony malice's office thread

*just have a reply, quote, notify, email post. no need for quick reply, quick quote.

*fit more thread per page like the original way before

*the colors are too monochromatic here. vary it so i don't get river blindness

*please bring back the 'who's online'

Degenerate Queer Eye for the Degenerate Straight guy. I agree.....

Steve,

Let's get to know you. Curious...what did you do before JM? Are you from porn or are you a civilian? How'd you here about a computer tech job for a company that shoots violent throat fucking and bukkakes? Is the 'I hate' list still on the board in Tony's office? Or who do you hate in porn so far? Do you get to interview the whores when the agents bring them for go-sees? What's the C stand for? Do you like Jim Lane's band?

steve, do you frequent other message boards as a poster? message boards in general; i don't necessarily mean porn ones.

Steve, good job on the pics. I like them.

This is good info...I can work with suggestions!!

* I'm pretty sure signatures are working.

* I found the old Graemlins and put them in the correct folder but system wants me to import/give names one-by-one I did a test to see I CAN indeed add them one-by-one. I will get to it but I've been spending too much time here and getting behind in my normal responsibilities around the office.

* Who's Online is on the bottom right...maybe it wasn't when you wrote this

>>>steve, do you frequent other message boards as a poster? message boards in general; i don't necessarily mean porn ones.

Tricky...trying to find out what makes me tick

(testing out some of the new Graemlins)

steve...i'm sure is probably already been said but thanks for getting rid of the seizure inducing flashing gifs over there-->

Steve, she is a sucker for a man with power.

Let's get to know you. Curious...what did you do before JM?

I've been making (producing) adult fetish movies since 1994 but have ALWAYS been a computer geek. Heck, I was president of the Los Angeles Atari Computer Group in the '70s and never looked back.

Are you from porn or are you a civilian?

I had my first Adult web site up before Yahoo

How'd you hear about a computer tech job for a company that shoots violent throat fucking and bukkakes?

Actually, a girl I shot many movies with used to work here

Is the 'I hate' list still on the board in Tony's office?

Yup...I wondered what that was...have you been here?? Why is there a Heart next to David Stanley??

Or who do you hate in porn so far?

Johnni Black (made her cry the last time I saw her)...I typically get along with people generally.

Do you get to interview the whores when the agents bring them for go-sees?

Someone's got to do it

What's the C stand for?

If I told you that, you would Google the fuck out of me and know Way too much about me. Don't you think a little mystery is more fun?

Do you like Jim Lane's band?

I didn't know he had a band...I really like that guy, totally reminds me of Ben Stiller.

"Is the 'I hate' list still on the board in Tony's office?

Yup...I wondered what that was...have you been here?? Why is there a Heart next to David Stanley??"

Since you don't know who Gia is, I'll fill you in on the important stuff.



Yep, that sums it up.

that really is a great place to start...and finish.

I like the Boots!! Actually it looks like Chaps with Stripper Shoes if you look closely.

Don't forget, I'm a fetish guy at heart.

Are you sure THAT is really the girl on this Forum?? Hey, I've heard stories of worse things happening as far as deception.

Well to be honest, she's now older, paler, and skinnier.

Someone post a good anal gape clip of Baby G for the newbie.

You really should take a few hours of your free time, get your self a 12 pack, fifth, or doobie (whatever your pleasure is) and read through some of the past around here. You'll be entertained and disgusted. Someone with a better knowledge than me should maybe start a thread of required reading for you. Me, I suggest searching Jet Tits, and threads involving Bree Olsen's Chair Leg.

After your 30 day probation period, we'll test you on the history, in order to see if you are worth to attempt some Feats of Strength.

Still no file attachments in the Review forum.
Still no edit in the Review forum.
Still no Gag Factor 33.

Review Forum issues have been fixed but I can't help you with the Gag Factor thing.

assign chuck low priority status. he needs work on his impulse control anyways so you're doing him a favor.

You sound like a Dayton street walker.

Have things changed? I thought all girls who were mods had to have fucked Jeff, his significant cumbucket of the day or the Admin.

Have we lost all trace of customs and standards?






Or is Gia GILFed in from fucking Tony??

And, Steve, you still haven't given me your stance on Lexi Belle.

I think the "C" is for "Ceoane".

It's either her or Malice. Reading at all the old messages I didn't know were in my PM box, I hope it is really her.

Steve C. will you be taking over the monkey persona :P

He can actually just spend all his time reading the archived Cage. That's where the bodies are buried.

I see he is changing all the graphics around here and even the old "Chrome" masthead. I can remember when Malice changed it to "Chrome" from what you can see on the "internet wayback machine".

I don't disagree with those changes- just don't take away previous features such as uploading images if you can help it and it won't hurt my feelings if you leave the youtube hotlinks behind but that's just me.

And there will be a test for you as admin within a month. I'm not sure whom or how but at this point with what you've told us and what Jeff has done the last two years I'm not so sure you aren't Lord Master Damien and that will never stand.

Really? I want a minimum 250 word essay on what you think of ball gags, restraints and electrical tape by the end of the week.

^ three words, all that needed to be said, clear for takeoff.

there is one thing your predecessor did when the new girls came in- he'd run his nose along their hairline and ask "are you ready to be cheap and dirty". (pottery wheel scene in Ghost but Patrick Swayze is fishhooking Demi Moore)

I'll take phrases or sentences guaranteed to incite a PM from Panzer for $100 Alex.

Steve,

I pm'd you, but I feel neurotic today, so I'm doubling up with same message here. And to see if anyone else agrees or has a better graphic design solution.

Hey there. It's gia jordan, and yes, I'm really a girl. Is it ok if I give you a suggestion?

The main xpt page, well, it looked better before. Putting myself in your shoes, I can see why you want it to match with the new look of the forums. Will you please change the main (and banner) back, but just tweak the colors to yellow, black, and grey- that way they match the new look and appear more awesome. Graphically stronger! :puts on art director hat:

Also, what's the point in having a disclaimer like "ok, everyone, just warning you this is a porn site, not sure if you're even of age, so we're giving you the two options to click stay or go." Yet on the page warning is broads with dicks in their mouth? I feel confused on that.

What do you think?

-gia

And great answers to the questions before, Steve. And when I asked what other mes boards do you like, I wasn't trying to pry. They could be message boards about old cars or big band music for all I fscking know. XPT is MUCH more than "Hey, let's talk about whores." It's about each other. Not saying you have to post pics of your last family reunion, but we ain't kidding when we say it's a community. Only we have keg parties in town square.

C'est moi!!!!

Good. All those pictures of just your ass were beginning to worry me.

Yes, I even offered to let Gia crash on my couch if she needed to. And offered to pick up her dry cleaning.

Actually, I am not happy with the new header banner. If you or anyone else here are graphically inclined and would like to contribute, I am not adversed to that.

I'll eventually put more effort into making another one and another one, etc...until I nail it but for the moment, I have been spending too much time here and have to catch up on my other duties

She can crouch on my face anytime she wants. Nyuk nyuk ~

Steve, when you hear the name Wayne C. Lewis what comes to mind?

>>>Steve, when you hear the name Wayne C. Lewis what comes to mind?

Nothing...so I googled the name with the word porn and found some guy who found God and got out of porn, something like that, it lost my interest fast.

Good answer. Ask Jeff about Wankus.

I remember that name from some guy who had an online porn radio show I never actually listened to. Some of the girls I used to shoot with participated on the show...for free.

truthfully, there's nothing functionally-wrong with the board at the moment. i think a lot of us would like to see a few things tweaked but you made the transition and things are all basically working right. do your other shit before your head explodes.

i think it'd be really well-received here if you could replace one of the stickies with a new one when you take time to do something other than get the board working. we can post and the archive's intact, let us know when you can take some time to make the layout more pleasing to what seems like most of us.

The biggest problem is with a group of 10,000 people, a few might request the removal of something like the Shout Box while some others want to keep it, etc...

Maybe we should make some polls?? I'm pretty sure it is built in to the software...I'll check it out.

Keep the shout box for sure. The new board is fine, at least for my part the hardest thing was the abrupt change without any real notice. A little time has passed and I think most of us are cool with the change. Good work.

Here's the thing about that: Only like twenty, thirty people out of those 10,000 post regularly, and you pretty much cyber-met all of them when you tinkered with the board layout.

If you want to make it easy on yourself, just do whatever the few people who care enough to gripe want you to do.

Do whatever you want, Steve.

Griping is all some of these people have to live for.







Is there an extra one of these laying around the office?

Actually, Random makes perfect "Random" sense and that is exactly what I have been doing for the most part.

I'd figure a fat dude wouldn't be into fat chicks.

Not sure what the tech jargon is, but please change the main page "xxxporntalk" banner. The font is too small for the box, the Calvin and Hobbes knock off looks unorig and dated, and the spacing around the lettering looks like my homework from my college HTML class (I think I got a 3.8 there only because all my projects were about rock bands or decorating.)

I'd feel better if it were just the original xxxporntalk sign but just tweak the colors to dark grey, yellow, and white to match the look of the new XPT. It'd feel more cohesive as well.

What do you guys think?

Sorry if I sound bitchy. Just shot Ash Hollywood for Fox Magazine all day and went to a vid editing lesson. No time even for the gym. I had Jr. Mints for dinner.

I'm digging the shout box. Micro posting!

I agree with G about the logo. [no surprise there heh]
Gia , Chanel gave you kudos for the shoot the other day !