I'm happy you are playing games like Scrabble, presumably so that you can expand your vocabulary and have an intelligent conversation with Sasha if and when you meet. It has probably been a long time since you've spoken with a woman who was not on a 1-900 line. DO NOT pull out a thesaurus in front of her when trying to look up a big word. It will blow your cover.

May I suggest that you supplement your training with The Pick-Up Artist, Season 3 and a pair of Walgreens reading glasses? They are conveniently on sale in the same aisle.

Happy to help you, my friend.