Brendan Hurd;e has given herpes to hundreds of whores. He never tells them he's infected. He's a fucking piece of shit.

Which, BTW, he apparently likes to taste.

So lick away, Brendan. Feast your tongue on as much shithole as you possibly can. You will wash out of porn much like DonkeyLong: unwanted, unwashed, and unemployed.

Even Uncle Jeffy laughs at you when he takes your meager money. I hear he's been proscribed LOLzepam for the laughter he has for you.