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#506249 - 04/08/11 06:10 PM Pretzels
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Anyone here like pretzels? Soft ones, like they sell at the mall.
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#506250 - 04/08/11 07:10 PM Re: Pretzels
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	What a GREAT thread! I just love pretzels! Like the logic pretzels the conservatives here construct, like ruining the Government will help the economy, or having hordes of starving poor people is a moral imperative. Or the pretzels JM makes with their bukkake videos. I like pretzels with root beer. Pretzels are great at the ball game. God Damn, this is the best thread ever on a pornography board! _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#506251 - 04/08/11 08:21 PM Re: Pretzels
Fiend Porn Fucking Master Registered: 11/04/05 Posts: 3509 Loc: Pit of Despair	I used to make my own soft pretzels. They were really good too. I mixed a couple different recipes I found online. After I made the dough and rolled it out, I shaped the pretzel then dipped it in a boiling solution of baking soda then placed on a cookie sheet to bake. I basted the preztels with melted honey and butter. Its a shit load of work so it pays to do a couple oven loads at a time to make the prep and clean up worth the time and effort. My home made soft pretzels were filling. They tasted great but sat in your stomach like a lead weight. _________________________ Fap, Fap, Fap
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#506252 - 04/08/11 08:39 PM Re: Pretzels
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I made my own pretzels today. I love the Auntie Anne's pretzels but I just can't afford to buy them all the time, so I figured that I can do some visual surveillance around their joints and see how they make their pretzels. I made 7 pretzels and like 12 of the cinnamon sticks: Attachments 510307-Sticks.jpg (3 downloads)
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#506253 - 04/09/11 08:33 AM Re: Pretzels
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Quote: What a GREAT thread! I just love pretzels! Like the logic pretzels the conservatives here construct, like ruining the Government will help the economy, or having hordes of starving poor people is a moral imperative. Or the pretzels JM makes with their bukkake videos. I like pretzels with root beer. Pretzels are great at the ball game. God Damn, this is the best thread ever on a pornography board! But don't forget about bankrupting the country for generations to come improving the economy or having hordes of welfare recipients and illegal aliens on line being the moral imperative......oh wait that's the liberal way of doing things isn't it ???? _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#506254 - 04/09/11 09:17 AM Re: Pretzels
frankie fatale Porn Jesus Registered: 08/30/09 Posts: 7671 Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo	whats the recipe for those pretzels? _________________________ i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#506255 - 04/09/11 07:16 PM Re: Pretzels
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: whats the recipe for those pretzels? This is the one
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#506256 - 04/10/11 12:43 AM Re: Pretzels
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	You also gotta put passion in making pretzels. From sifting the flour, to stretching the dough and all kinds of other processes in between. And don't spare the butter.
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#506257 - 04/10/11 11:31 AM Re: Pretzels
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	_________________________
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#506397 - 04/15/11 12:17 AM Re: Pretzels [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Everyone loves hot, soft, hand-rolled pretzels.
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#506435 - 04/15/11 01:35 PM Re: Pretzels [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#506448 - 04/15/11 03:49 PM Re: Pretzels [Re: Uncle Joe]
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Everyone still loves fresh soft pretzels...except Conquistador who prefers fresh-squeezed hamster crap.
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