I do not own a piano, sorry. All I have is this massive organ....the only that's been in Sasha's mouth. It's common to have reverse-Stockholm Syndrome, Paperhearst. You identify with me and are sympathetic to my cause, simultaneously and unconsciously despising me because I followed through.

I. Understand. You.

Let it out. Don't keep that shit bottled up inside. You are surrounded by friends here.