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I do not own a piano, sorry. All I have is this massive organ

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One liner Larry is green with envy ...

B.I. said "Don't keep that shit bottled up inside."

PANZERRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!!

Brendan Hurd;e has given herpes to hundreds of whores. He never tells them he's infected. He's a fucking piece of shit.

Which, BTW, he apparently likes to taste.

So lick away, Brendan. Feast your tongue on as much shithole as you possibly can. You will wash out of porn much like DonkeyLong: unwanted, unwashed, and unemployed.

Even Uncle Jeffy laughs at you when he takes your meager money. I hear he's been proscribed LOLzepam for the laughter he has for you.

Paperhearst: Careful....you are falling even deeper into the quagmire. It makes absolutely no difference whatsoever to be the only one to do something. That's like saying you don't want to climb the Statue of Liberty for the view of Manhattan because others will enjoy it, too. My point, which you so eloquently are making for me, is that your still, not-running-so-deep waters are starting to boil over.

Percolate away, my friend. My mind will continue to filter out your green, green beans of begrudgement. Add sugar to taste, you bitter, bilious biter.

I won't miss her, she'll come back in 2030 as a MILF

I forget if I mentioned it before, but some preggo porn from her would me cool. Plus then we'd get to see her with huge cans.

F U

I'm happy you are playing games like Scrabble, presumably so that you can expand your vocabulary and have an intelligent conversation with Sasha if and when you meet. It has probably been a long time since you've spoken with a woman who was not on a 1-900 line. DO NOT pull out a thesaurus in front of her when trying to look up a big word. It will blow your cover.

May I suggest that you supplement your training with The Pick-Up Artist, Season 3 and a pair of Walgreens reading glasses? They are conveniently on sale in the same aisle.

Happy to help you, my friend.

Fixed.

Paperhearst: I contacted Sasha today and asked her to reach out to some of her more prominent intelligentsia studying psychology. They all concluded that you are suffering from powerful latent homosexual urges as well as an unnerving fixation on other people's pursuit of their own happiness. They likened you to the older Jeffrey Lebowski who hates scofflaws and bums like the Dude. It kills you to see someone getting a free ride in life. I regret all the anger and discomfort my fun has caused you and would like to offer you a rug from one of my properties. I promise not to urinate on it...unless you would prefer it delivered to you this way.

lol brandon keeping his haters in check.

I know I have no dog in this fight, but fuckit. I'm drunk, and well, I've got this keyboard in front of me, and no desire to jerk off, so I might as well write, right?

Sasha Grey has always appeared to me to be, err, well, kind'a like me. What I mean by that is an armchair philosophist. In other words, we know some of the same quotes, we know some of the reasons why people put out what they did. But we're far from knowing it all. I mean, hell, even a philosphy major doesn't know it all, otherwise she'd/he'd put out a book entitled : SHIT THAT'S RIGHT! NOTE : This is from just reading her interviews, watching her SASHA GREY ON SASHA GREY videos. This is not from reading anything that she has written, or rather, anything that she has had ghost written. In other words, this is all opinion.

But still, I'd hit her like the fist of angry god, if she offered it. Both because of her dirty mouth, and well, she and I appear to be alike, if not the same. Because she doesn't appear, to me at least, like somebody that knows it all. Too many women in this society are too concerned with what's happening today, and not about philosophy. At least not in my experience. At least Sasha Grey has some understanding of the great minds, and she admits they are great minds, that came before her.

Let me define philosophy for you :

Philosophy : 1. Love and pursuit of wisdom by intellectual means and moral self-discipline.
2. Investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning rather than empirical methods.

So, I guess you'd better cut her some slack. Because she loves knowledge. And all you apparently love is trolling.

I'll leave you with one quote I heard years ago.

Never argue with a troll. All the troll will do is drag you down to their level of stupidity, and then beat you to death with experience.


EDIT : Made some changes to the second paragraph. (I think, I'm drunk)

PLEASE!

Sasha Grey does NOT love knowledge.

She loves attention and the sound of her own voice

What is knowledge, but the sound of your own voice?

EDIT : I dunno. I dunno the girl. And I dunno the circumstances. I'll leave that for the people that do know her and know her circumstances.

I'm just putting out the "vibe" that Sasha Grey has sent out to me. Maybe it's right. Maybe it's wrong. *shrug*


It's all opinion.

Knowledge can only be gained when listening. Hence, it is anything but the sound of your own voice.

Ummm, I don't wanna get too deep for this board, but how about thinking about a problem?

Evolution of thought is just as scientific as the common cold.

I don't have the endemic XPT hate for Sasha. But, she isn't one of my light-eyed goddesses, so I don't care.

It's simple.

Lke most girls her age, she is a pretentious attention whore.

In the XPT porn world, girls should be gag-factored and not heard.

With good reason ... No one who isn't doing it in an attempt to get laid is interested in the rambling shallow insights of a 20-year old slut.

Brendan is having a meltdown. The funny part is, he thought Uncle Jeffy would rush to his defense, since they made him a mod when Hurdle signed a distribution deal with JM.

Brendan is having a message board meltdown. He's being forced to look at his life. And he's finally old enough (translation: over 40) to realize what a waste of oxygen he is.

I will respond to these false and baseless accusations as soon as I get back from the bank. Must deposit checks from JM Productions for popular re-releases of classic instalments of my series.

If anything is causing a meltdown, it's the heat being generated by re-orders. Jeff has nicknamed me Fukushima.

Until I return from the bank, please post about the subject of this thread, Sasha Grey.

Sincerely,
Fuk u

I nominate Brandon/Raperface for the Barry/Ivor Memorial Feud That Is Worse Than Watching Old People Fuck award.

"You gots cooties"
"I ate Sasha Grey's Hot Ass"


The 2 of you putzes should eat hot death.

Edit: Happy now fuck nuts?

F2 search function searching your post for words "Sasha Grey" results: 0.

He has a point. Let's not with the feuding until we get this place fixed, huh?

Brandon, since you say you're JM's moneymaker, how about you get on the horn with el jefe and tell him to get Steve over here to address shit? Okay? Thanks.

I didn't say I'm JM's moneymaker. I said JM is my moneymaker...and I'm extremely grateful for the opportunity to have product with JM. How much credit is due to Sasha Grey being in a few releases, I cannot say. (She is the subject of this thread by the way.)

Whatever. Get on it already.

Are you referring to Sasha as "it?" She is the topic of this thread....

i liked the raperface/pornodan cage match offer from awhile back. raper was on the right course there.

btw Bi.. fukushima is too close to fukashimale for you to be playing with.

BI, forget the semantics for a moment and make the call.

BI's best scenes are with Mirage and Marie McCray. He really had little to do with either being any good. btw, I don't think either is a on a JM disc/site.

Until Brendan admits he is a herpes spreader, I will give him no props at all. He defended himself that he was abusive in the "slap happy" series, then he shit down Jeff's throat by claiming that Gag Factor was abusive, then he stuck his prehensile tail up his asshole and begged JM to distribute the 3 or 4 discs he sells every month. Now he pretends like he is the golden goose for JM productions.

If for no other reason, he should give 75% of that credit to Ori and Missy Monroe. She could use the cash to keep her daddy from molesting her.

Brendan never answers his accusers, he just reports that he has some DVDs to sell. Which is kind of like Luke Ford reporting that Brandy Alexander got fired...etc etc.

Keep on melting down, Brendan. Your mid-life crisis is coming soon. Please commit suicide-by-cop off one of the lovely hills off Laurel Canyon Blvd.

No one is interested in talking about Sasha Grey, I take it? For the record, JM Productions was kind enough to offer me distribution in 2007 and I am happy to be a part of the team. It has been good for both of us. Jeff has been straight-up since day 1. It's now day 1272. No regrets.

The revenues given to me allow me to self-medicate and avoid dealing with my mid-life crisis. It gives me great comfort to know that so many are concerned with my well-being. To each and every one of you, I give you my thanks.

If the 1980's porn star Laurel did well enough to save enough money to have a Boulevard named after her, I will keep pursuing my pornographic dream. One day we might all drive down Brandon Iron Drive. I wish more around here had as much as I do. Sadly, they are as lazy and shiftless as Ron Mexico, a flatulent, burrito-eating sidekick filled, both literally and figuratively, with beans.

Dude, you CANNOT be this clueless. Ron Mexico has NOTHING to do with Mexico.

"Ron Mexico" is the alias Mike Vick used to get herpes medicine.

You underestimate my ability to be clueless. I will fight allegations against my mental and physical health and well-being with the tenacity of a pitbull....or a bull terrier....or at least a mastiff. Definitely more than a poodle but perhaps not as much as a Labra-doodle.

My point is simply that Ron Mexico is flatulent. He stinks.

depends on what you're trying to reach..just sayin.

and hi paperchase...glad you're back.

all i know is that in my book ron mexico went from probable alt to hate central in the flick of a new board. i like it.

I'll take your word for it. I've never had the need to be close enough to him to be exposed to his sigmoid methane.

First you smell him. Then you hear him. Stay far, far away is my best advice. He has other..."health issues"...but I will not comment on them. I'm a gentleman.

C'mon, Bi. Just leak the info to your pal in herp, Donkey Short!!

I post here, on ADT, and at my blog. That's it. Never had a problem with Christian XXX and I consider him a friend. Staying on topic, I would count Sasha Grey as a closer friend. Yep. Sasha Grey. Insiders like me call her Sasha. I know deep, personal details about her, such as her favourite post-structuralist philosopher. And it's NOT Foucault. How obvious!

Brandon has many faults. Posting there isn't one of them. Think about this. I saw those posts and they were from unregistered accounts. If Brandon was posting there, he'd not only register, but he'd spam the fuck out of them with plugs for his porn.

That wasn't Brandon. That was the Donkey desperately trying to make people think he had a friend.

Now, go back to bashing Brandon over the herp, which is his true offence.

Nothing is going to dampen my mood. I had a great day: tried 2 new beers, finished a book, and earned $13.04 on a Hotmovies commission. Will watch a documentary on John Lennon and go to bed dreaming of Sasha.

Brandon, that's an annual income of about $4,800.-. I think you need to do better for some street cred than that.

I don't care about you any more, but if you're still trying to be relevant, you need to work a lot harder than that. Aren't Canucks inherently industrious? Dude, work on it. Come on.

Like Sasha Grey, the subject of this thread, I'm an artist. We don't measure life by the breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

^^^You're huffing that jenkum again, aren't you?

Like Sasha Gray, the subject of this thread, you spread herpes around to unsuspecting women, did not finish high school, and get your "nowledge" from Wikipedia and Sesame Street.

Aw, man, don't go there. Next thing you know, the CDC is going to label a strain after him: Herpes Snuffleupagus.

Do you want that on your conscience? Do you?

Fuck, what am I thinking. I'm talking to Ron Mexico. Never mind.

[offtopic]Wouldn't it be ironic justice if Michael Vick was crippled for life by a ex-Georgia Bulldog LB, etc.[/offtopic]

I never was a fan. Good riddance.