Quote: ....said the 2 star Pervert to the 3 star Porn Jesus.
I outrank you even on this board.
Well Bi, that's part of your problem. You actually take the rankings here seriously because you depend upon this board to shore-up your waivering self esteem, which is why you care about your stars and the thousands more posts you have made here when no-one else does. *cough* because you have no life *cough*
You tried to leave the porn industry already during its downward dip, but quickly found your way back here when you couldn't cut it in the real world for some reason. (visible herp sores?)
You really should think about offing yourself now, since your mom is still alive at least one person will attend your funeral.
Of course they'll have to stick you in the perma-frost ground, next to those poor buggers who died from the 1918 influenza epidemic since you're still a bio-hazard, and not like Evan.
But I'll give you a positive rate, if you snuff yourself and take Porno Dan with you.
....said the 2 star well-adjusted Pervert to the 3 star Porn Jesus with waivering self-esteem.
How can I be just like you? You are one step away from going Meat Loaf on my Gary Busey....except you aren't a Celebrity, just an Apprentice.
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