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#505765 - 03/27/11 02:18 PM I'm A Simple Bastard...
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One of my favorite self righteous activities is sitting back and watching people react to media. I do it in airports and sporting events. I even deem certain people "simple" that laugh at the same ad twice. I'm selfish and egocentric, yes?.

that being said heres my favorite current ad...
no pain...no pain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vHT6b7u1_Y

it replaced this..*crosses fingers*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyQb192-CPQ

old spice ads not allowed btw.
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#505766 - 03/27/11 02:43 PM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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Your first sentence sounds a little like Coke Stevenson. Apparently a lot of people thought those pocket giraffes were real.

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#505767 - 03/27/11 02:59 PM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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how'd the title sound?.
coke can suck my first and last sentence and i hope they both choke him out before he fucks the kid in his sleeper.
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#505768 - 03/27/11 03:18 PM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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I agree, they are funny commercials especially when you consider the contrast of Panzer in his hovel.

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#505769 - 03/27/11 06:10 PM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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That's rich ! ^
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#505770 - 03/28/11 02:07 AM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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I don't have cable anymore, but this one is pretty funny.

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#505771 - 03/28/11 06:04 AM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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I'm patial to the DirecTV NFL Sundat ticket commercials.

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#505772 - 03/28/11 06:18 AM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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Not current, just an all time fave.

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#505773 - 03/28/11 02:11 PM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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Speaking of watching people react to media I thought the 2girls1cup reaction vids were funny

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#505774 - 03/28/11 04:24 PM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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the first few i saw were really good. after that it was just like anything...too much.

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I don't have cable anymore, but this one is pretty funny.




yes!!! very polarizing yet the sports theme appeals to all. if terry tate were wearing say a lakers or bulls jersey shit would have hit the fan. the "felcher" bit is good too. that has to be one of the best ever, send it to tritones thread.
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#505775 - 03/29/11 12:36 AM Re: I'm A Simple Bastard...
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This one may seem a little obvious, but the woman on the left gives me a chubby, something about the way she runs her finger over the 'special design.' Also great opening line, cuts right to the chase.





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