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Holy shit! Lipton Pasta Sides come in 4.2 ounce packages? Holy shit!


Yeah, stock up on that shit.

By the way, I have an idea for Italian fast food joint: all the dishes will be made in the microwave. Like frozen pizza that will be tossed into the nuker for 4 minutes. Chef Boyardee lunch bowls as well as microwaved mozzarella sticks.