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#505738 - 03/26/11 06:47 PM Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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All 3 reasons point to Conquistador

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#505739 - 03/26/11 09:25 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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1) Celine Dion

2) Every jerk off that thinks its funny to say "aboot"

3) Bryan Adams
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#505740 - 03/26/11 11:14 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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So, for shits and giggles, I googled: fat black alex panzer...





I'm pretty sure Number Five is no accident:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/burgerking


Try it with quotes. See what you get. Hell, maybe we'll start a Google Panzer contest.


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#505741 - 03/27/11 12:18 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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i tried a bunch of stuff including his real name and it all brings up the same idiot shit that you would imagine he'd be associated with. apparently "panzer" is a google keyword for failure and derision. you have to expand the search to his grandparents and shit to get anything different but thats not for here.

ban him from the planet is the easy answer.
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#505742 - 03/27/11 01:01 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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Holy shit! Lipton Pasta Sides come in 4.2 ounce packages? Holy shit!
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#505743 - 03/27/11 06:55 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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Holy shit! Lipton Pasta Sides come in 4.2 ounce packages? Holy shit!



Yeah, stock up on that shit.

By the way, I have an idea for Italian fast food joint: all the dishes will be made in the microwave. Like frozen pizza that will be tossed into the nuker for 4 minutes. Chef Boyardee lunch bowls as well as microwaved mozzarella sticks.

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#505744 - 03/27/11 07:46 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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horrible idea.
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#505745 - 03/27/11 08:21 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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horrible idea.




You'd be the first one in line for the Guido Bowls D'luxe.

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#505746 - 03/28/11 03:45 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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Canadian actresses are hotter than Americans

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#505747 - 03/28/11 08:07 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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I'd be prepared to sing 'O Canada' daily at dawn if the Canadians are willing to take Panzer and make him one of their own. He could perhaps move to northern Alberta somewhere and search for the Great Northern Tranny and report (only to Canadians) from there.
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#505748 - 03/29/11 12:35 AM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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horrible idea.




You'd be the first one in line for the Guido Bowls D'luxe.


you should change your name to chucky al'dente.twink.
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#505749 - 03/29/11 12:39 AM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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1. Jules
2. Everhard
3. BI

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#505750 - 03/29/11 03:33 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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jules is canadian?i thought he was from pa.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#505751 - 03/30/11 02:19 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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You're correct, I never bothered to check, thought I heard he was a canuck somewheres.


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#505752 - 03/30/11 02:44 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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frank knows his porn... you cant argue that.
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#505753 - 03/30/11 10:12 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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thanks to avn i know more than i want to know. flip through this months and see whos moving "circle jerk bait and switch" to a porn provider near you.whats up with a lot of college guys doing the whole jeans and thong sandal look?are you trying to tell us something?i think youre supposed to change back into your sneakers after you leave the bathhouse.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#505754 - 03/30/11 11:23 PM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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Peter North aka ol' beercan is Canadian (checked wiki this time to make sure), now I know everyone has to bring up that he did gay porn back in the day but at that time, few of the mopes didn't fuck guys or trannies at one point and is it so different today?


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#505755 - 03/31/11 12:39 AM Re: Top 3 Reasons to Hate Canada
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I hear that they love Pasta Sides in Canada. They like it so much that they even mix Pasta Sides with Rice Sides, even I would not go that far.

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