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#505416 - 03/18/11 08:00 AM Where's Gia
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No posts in almost a month !
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#505417 - 03/18/11 08:15 AM Re: Where's Gia
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Chained up in a trick's basement, being force fed fried food and cock.

Either that or taking the break from the board like she said she was going to.
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#505418 - 03/18/11 08:35 AM Re: Where's Gia
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I must have missed her saying that after the last break she took. Or maybe it's all part of the same break. Hell I don't know.
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#505419 - 03/18/11 11:03 PM Re: Where's Gia
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Shes back on the drugs.
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#505420 - 03/18/11 11:29 PM Re: Where's Gia
Jerkules Offline
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When then she can eat and still keep her figure.
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#505422 - 03/22/11 01:24 PM Re: Where's Gia
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#505423 - 03/22/11 02:56 PM Re: Where's Gia
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WTF? Fer Realz?
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#505424 - 03/22/11 05:12 PM Re: Where's Gia
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She'll shit a brick when she sees the muffin top on that girl that resembles her. By the way what was the name of that song "My dowry is a 7-11" or "My tits are floppier than yours" ?
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#505425 - 03/22/11 11:23 PM Re: Where's Gia
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You think one of them looks like her, I was just going for Paki ho's. I'll have to watch it again.
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#505426 - 03/23/11 08:22 AM Re: Where's Gia
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The one on the left bears a very slight resemblance.
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#505427 - 03/23/11 09:40 AM Re: Where's Gia
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Is she at an undisclosed location with ex-VPOTUS Cheney?

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#505428 - 03/23/11 10:03 AM Re: Where's Gia
Jerkules Offline
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Hope they don't find her hanging in her mom's shed then.
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#505429 - 03/25/11 10:08 PM Re: Where's Gia
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Tell Gia I love her! (ripe round ass)!
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#505430 - 03/26/11 01:07 AM Re: Where's Gia
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Gia has been seeing a civilian for the past 6 months and things have gotten in her words "more serious" the last few months, she is in a good place mentally, and this could be the one for her, she told me she has enrolled in a beauty therapy course in a little community college, and hopes to one day be a make up artist, although she said she still loves the industry and will still do still shots for those who require her services.

Gia has given a lot to this board, and although im sure it will be disappointing to a lot of you guys if she doesn't post her anymore, you still really should be happy for Miss G, as she seems happy, love monkey

if you are struggling to cope with this news, then youtube searching urge overkill,. "sister havana" and or "girl, you'll be a woman soon", while jerking off to any gia scene of your choice offered by the free tube sites will bring you a step closer to recovery.
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#505431 - 03/26/11 02:53 AM Re: Where's Gia
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I wish her her only the very best and will treasure forever all of my wonderful memories of the Divine Miss J.

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#505432 - 03/26/11 06:43 AM Re: Where's Gia
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Gia has been seeing a civilian for the past 6 months and things have gotten in her words "more serious" the last few months, she is in a good place mentally, and this could be the one for her, she told me she has enrolled in a beauty therapy course in a little community college, and hopes to one day be a make up artist, although she said she still loves the industry and will still do still shots for those who require her services.

Gia has given a lot to this board, and although im sure it will be disappointing to a lot of you guys if she doesn't post her anymore, you still really should be happy for Miss G, as she seems happy, love monkey

if you are struggling to cope with this news, then youtube searching urge overkill,. "sister havana" and or "girl, you'll be a woman soon", while jerking off to any gia scene of your choice offered by the free tube sites will bring you a step closer to recovery.




thanks, monks. checking in here with some fact checking. haven't been around these parts in like, what? 4 months?

beauty school? me? no thanks. my friend is the beauty editor for a mag. i know all the hell he goes through.

not dating anyone

i feel great these days.

only shooting behind the camera and i've no desire to do scenes.

i make the best vegan blueberry cheesecake.
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#505433 - 03/26/11 06:52 AM Re: Where's Gia
Jerkules Offline
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Well, with Gia on hiatus, does xpt become the angriest sausage fest on the net?
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#505434 - 03/26/11 03:58 PM Re: Where's Gia
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Quote:

Quote:

Shes back on the drugs.




Then the least you could do, is crate her up like a good pimp and ship her to Doctor Drew COD. I'll tell you what, I'll even pay the shipping charge, since I won't be present at the intervention. But Jeff, tell me this, why doesn't Tony Malice help her out given that Gia not only stooped to conquor, she dived into a pile of floor grease to rescue your guido henchman from his own virginity when he was the tender age of 36.




HEYY GIA!!!

anyways... raperface you completely forgot to figure in padova in your virgin equation. so unless you're saying Gia strapped one on you're all fucked up, son.
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#505435 - 03/27/11 10:22 AM Re: Where's Gia
pretty Offline
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nice! i want vegan blueberry cheesecake
id break my fabulous, hardwon anorexia streak for that shit!
love, pretty

ps go ahead xpt bring on the fat girl jokes

heart palpitations and "whats eating you" episodes here i come lol
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#505436 - 03/27/11 11:12 AM Re: Where's Gia
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Registered: 01/30/08
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look who's here!
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#505437 - 03/27/11 11:43 AM Re: Where's Gia
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Damn I start a thread about one and they start coming back from the crypt ! Time for an update on the tits ! Good to see you back on Pretty !!!!
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#505438 - 03/27/11 03:43 PM Re: Where's Gia
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Quote:

nice! i want vegan blueberry cheesecake
id break my fabulous, hardwon anorexia streak for that shit!
love, pretty

ps go ahead xpt bring on the fat girl jokes

heart palpitations and "whats eating you" episodes here i come lol



All I got to say is nice to see you Pretty. Hope you are doing well
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#505439 - 03/27/11 04:25 PM Re: Where's Gia
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Gia has been seeing a civilian for the past 6 months and things have gotten in her words "more serious" the last few months, she is in a good place mentally, and this could be the one for her, she told me she has enrolled in a beauty therapy course in a little community college, and hopes to one day be a make up artist, although she said she still loves the industry and will still do still shots for those who require her services.

Gia has given a lot to this board, and although im sure it will be disappointing to a lot of you guys if she doesn't post her anymore, you still really should be happy for Miss G, as she seems happy, love monkey

if you are struggling to cope with this news, then youtube searching urge overkill,. "sister havana" and or "girl, you'll be a woman soon", while jerking off to any gia scene of your choice offered by the free tube sites will bring you a step closer to recovery.




thanks, monks. checking in here with some fact checking. haven't been around these parts in like, what? 4 months?

beauty school? me? no thanks. my friend is the beauty editor for a mag. i know all the hell he goes through.

not dating anyone

i feel great these days.

only shooting behind the camera and i've no desire to do scenes.

i make the best vegan blueberry cheesecake.






How many posters could get you to return from semi retirement? (pats self on the back)


How you been Baby G?
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#505440 - 03/28/11 06:22 AM Re: Where's Gia
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Quote:

Shes back on the drugs.




I'm sorry to hear that, but it makes perfect sense, now.

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#505441 - 03/28/11 08:20 AM Re: Where's Gia
ivorenginedriver Offline
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She claims otherwise.

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#505442 - 03/28/11 10:55 AM Re: Where's Gia
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Quote:

She claims otherwise.




First law of porn.
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#505443 - 03/28/11 06:14 PM Re: Where's Gia
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Does good ole FLoP #1 apply to retired PWs?

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#505444 - 03/28/11 06:21 PM Re: Where's Gia
Jerkules Offline
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Maybe retired as a PW, but they never retire from being a W.
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#505445 - 03/29/11 04:55 AM Re: Where's Gia
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Sayin' that about XPT's Baby G?

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#505446 - 03/29/11 05:03 AM Re: Where's Gia
Jerkules Offline
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No, just a generalization.
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#505447 - 04/01/11 01:04 AM Re: Where's Gia
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
All I care about is photography. It's my everything. I wish I was rich so I could pay someone for the tedious stuff like editing down, making contact sheets, filing. Then again, it'd be like some people who hire a maid and end up helping them clean because they'll never do it right as they do.

And for those of you who think my current tiny figure is from drugs...it's called working out. The only person at the gym more than me is Madonna.
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#505448 - 04/01/11 03:58 AM Re: Where's Gia
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
But, the "fat Gia Jordan" was kind of a turn-on.

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#505449 - 04/01/11 05:44 AM Re: Where's Gia
ivorenginedriver Offline
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That bit of poesy from Dark Throne reminds me of a poem penned by Lord Byron.

www.strickling.net/byron_darkness.htm

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#505450 - 04/01/11 05:54 AM Re: Where's Gia
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
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Quote:

And for those of you who think my current tiny figure is from drugs...it's called working out. The only person at the gym more than me is Madonna.




Thanks for giving us an April Fool's joke, Gia. Shows you still care.
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#505451 - 04/01/11 04:38 PM Re: Where's Gia
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

All I care about is photography. It's my everything. I wish I was rich so I could pay someone for the tedious stuff like editing down, making contact sheets, filing. Then again, it'd be like some people who hire a maid and end up helping them clean because they'll never do it right as they do.

And for those of you who think my current tiny figure is from drugs...it's called working out. The only person at the gym more than me is Madonna.




Gia I don't care what any one says, you look uber sexy
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#505452 - 04/01/11 05:01 PM Re: Where's Gia
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Occam's razor indicates that Gia J is what she says she is.

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#505453 - 04/01/11 06:36 PM Re: Where's Gia
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That's riciulous Gia! You have been publicly fucked in the ass (and I admire you for that). You need a zipless sexual felationship - forget about the mind gsmes and dependencies!
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#505454 - 04/06/11 12:17 AM Re: Where's Gia
whorebot Offline
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Since I killed this thread, I offer this new old pic of Gia.

She once was an innocent waif stuffing cocks up her ass for rent money.
Now she has advanced from the "athlete" to the "warrior" phase of her life.
Someday she will advance to the "spirit" phase and we will be together again....forever.......



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#505455 - 04/06/11 01:05 AM Re: Where's Gia
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
Quote:

Since I killed this thread, I offer this new old pic of Gia.

She once was an innocent waif stuffing cocks up her ass for rent money.
Now she has advanced from the "athlete" to the "warrior" phase of her life.
Someday she will advance to the "spirit" phase and we will be together again....forever.......





looks like hollys mom shot that.
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#505456 - 04/06/11 01:42 AM Re: Where's Gia
whorebot Offline
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
Quote:

looks like hollys mom shot that.




It's the old British style you see - it's not Suze Randall as far as I know. Score Group.......Holly?
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#505457 - 04/06/11 07:18 AM Re: Where's Gia
frankie fatale Offline
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Posts: 7671
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i did find this in my search for some answers.

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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#505458 - 04/06/11 08:12 AM Re: Where's Gia
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
^ Woof !!!!
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#505459 - 04/06/11 10:02 AM Re: Where's Gia
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Wish she was in to showing her ass as much as she shows her ribs.
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#505460 - 04/07/11 09:35 AM Re: Where's Gia
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
damn that car pic is like from 2009. seems like a million years ago and wow i was so fat then. i know i'm not around here much, but i'll post some pics soon. sorry, i'll be wearing clothes in them. but cool clothes!
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#505461 - 04/07/11 09:52 AM Re: Where's Gia
Jeff Steward Offline
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Posts: 7408
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Quote:

damn that car pic is like from 2009. seems like a million years ago and wow i was so fat then.




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#505463 - 04/07/11 11:18 AM Re: Where's Gia
backdoorman Offline
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Posts: 9782
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Gia's gotta be trolling us with that "I was so fat then" shit don't she............well ?????
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#505464 - 04/07/11 12:21 PM Re: Where's Gia
gia jordan Offline
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Ok, fat wasn't the correct word. I was untoned. I wasn't working out back then and I was barely eating. I was thin but not lean. It's been almost a year of working out consistently and actually feeling like it's a normal part of my life. I've come a long way from that girl who made her mom write fake doctor's notes to get out of Phys Ed class every year. Btw, can someone design a gym that's not gross yet doesn't feel like I'm in Gattaca?
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#505465 - 04/07/11 02:54 PM Re: Where's Gia
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Gia: I've been cleaning up my apartment to prepare for my move and I've got enough condiment packages to likely last you the rest of the decade. IIRC, 2 or 3 on crackers is a Gia meal. Let me know if you want them. They are mostly ketchup, chinese mustard and hot sauce.

If you run into Ryan Knox, they may be strong enough to cover the taste of rancid broccoli.





BTW, the broccoli on the eastern side of Sicily is PURPLE! Something to do with the volcanic soil that also produces the blood oranges.
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#505466 - 04/07/11 05:28 PM Re: Where's Gia
whorebot Offline
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Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
Quote:

Ok, fat wasn't the correct word. I was untoned. I wasn't working out back then and I was barely eating. I was thin but not lean.




I'd say you look young and on drugs. age 20 in that pic?
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#505467 - 04/07/11 05:34 PM Re: Where's Gia
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
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No way! Gia Jordan is 40 or older. She's just an exceptionally well-preserved 40. In that chop-top Lambo shot she's got to be 35+.

Some people just got it. Not me, alas.

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