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#505314 - 03/15/11 10:39 AM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I think her real name is a better porn monicker.
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#505315 - 03/15/11 01:40 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
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$12 ain't bad for a chance to see inside that bitches head.
Pre-ordered and waiting.
Thanx for the tip,Zenman.
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#505316 - 03/15/11 01:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#505317 - 03/15/11 01:54 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Always liked Ashley Blue, should be a really good read.
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#505318 - 03/15/11 03:25 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I was a fan too. Before we all start thinking we'll get close to inside her head, we should remember Rule 1. That said, I'll get it too.
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#505326 - 03/18/11 03:21 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Dude. You are a pornographer. Why in the hell would you be worried about your reputation? Your reputation is already that you pay your bills, and for a pornographer that's about as good as it gets.
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#505327 - 03/18/11 03:33 PM
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i dont think he's worried. its more like "how many shades of satan does she see in red at this point in time?."
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#505331 - 03/18/11 11:02 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Porn Jesus
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#505332 - 03/19/11 12:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i couldn't beat off to her if my life depended on it, but her and her husband seem solid. I will definitely buy this....
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#505333 - 03/19/11 07:36 AM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Anonymous
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Dude. You are a pornographer. Why in the hell would you be worried about your reputation? Your reputation is already that you pay your bills, and for a pornographer that's about as good as it gets.
Good point. I guess being king of the gutter is better than not being king at all.
For all the Ivys and wannabe Ivys here: Leave it to Jeff to create an amalgam of Milton and Oscar Wilde.
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#505335 - 04/12/11 01:39 PM
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#505336 - 04/12/11 02:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i did not need to see that. Lol@ James Frey doing the blurb. Hopefully my bookstore can order this book. Gonna check today.
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#505337 - 04/12/11 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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dave try to pic an avatar just a little bit less gay.thanks.
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#505338 - 04/12/11 02:39 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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dave try to pic an avatar just a little bit less gay.thanks.
But he has such a nice cock.
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#505341 - 04/12/11 03:23 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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$200? For a pube? You're sure yo8u're not Scott Tennerman?
What the fuck is a bulbous pube?
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#505342 - 04/12/11 03:31 PM
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fuck you for making me google southpark nonsense.  and yeah, pay what you like for whatever but i was referring to the art edition ON SALE NOW.
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#505343 - 04/12/11 03:47 PM
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awesome. $200 a pop is it?. i hope you make bank dave and ori.. i really do.
one question though. is the cat featured at all?. the white one. i was going to pay gj hundreds to swipe that fucker.
Thank you, I do too. The cat & dog are both featured in the book.
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#505344 - 04/12/11 03:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i like your work naz.. i really do. who else likes daves work. yes?.
i've seen you and i'll admit that you scare me. in the fashion that i imagine you have a taste for bile and can pinpoint certain ethnicitys aromas and bouquet like some people pick bottles of wine. respect.
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#505345 - 04/12/11 04:15 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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i like your work naz.. i really do. who else likes daves work. yes?.
i've seen you and i'll admit that you scare me. in the fashion that i imagine you have a taste for bile and can pinpoint certain ethnicitys aromas and bouquet like some people pick bottles of wine. respect.
Thanks. I love the smell of ethnic people (especially my wife).
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#505346 - 04/12/11 04:54 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Do the Redd Kross boys still jam in your mom's garage? Is Dalke living in your yard as a homeless guy a la Down and Out in Beverly Hills?
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#505347 - 04/12/11 05:04 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Any chance there will be an extra special $300 edition, and you'll have a clip of her on all fours w/ some one plucking asshole hairs?
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#505348 - 04/12/11 05:13 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Any chance there will be an extra special $300 edition, and you'll have a clip of her on all fours w/ some one plucking asshole hairs?
If you buy the $200.00 edition, I'll see to it you get a Brazilian wax strip of asshole hairs.
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#505349 - 04/12/11 05:17 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Do the Redd Kross boys still jam in your mom's garage? Is Dalke living in your yard as a homeless guy a la Down and Out in Beverly Hills?
That was back in the 80's. I'm finishing up an another album w/ Robert Hecker's other band: It's OK. Dalke is doing good. I heard from him on Facebook. Pretty sure the last tours he did were Nirvana and Frank Black.
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#505354 - 04/12/11 10:19 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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I think the difference in response to Ashley's book vs. Sasha's retirement is that while Sasha always took herself far too seriously, Ashley never did. Basically, Sasha is a deluded, pretentious, pseudo-intellectual snob and Ashely is a self-aware whore. Sasha talked about exploring sexuality and existentialism and Ashley talked about dealing with cock cheese. Both were fine whores but I think I'd rather have a beer with and a sloppy blow job from Ashley.
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#505355 - 04/12/11 10:54 PM
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Registered: 03/25/11
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I guess I just think the Art Edition should be by an artist. No disrespect to Ashley (she'll always be Ashley to me), but throwing a pube in does not art make. I'm finding it funny that the Sasha retirement is being met with ridicule of her basking in her own idiocy, yet Ashley Blue comes up with a not only a book, but an Art Edition 1st Edition that costs $200. And folks are just kinda discussing it. Pretty civil stuff. I'm not sure what this means, but obviously these two whores are seen differently by the pervert population.
Art is subjective and people will always argue over it. Some people just don't get it and that's fine too. Ori's artwork is shown in galleries and it does sell.
Bill Margold is an idiot.
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#505358 - 04/13/11 02:16 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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A whore who thinks of themselves as better than a whore, versus a whore who knows she's a whore and is pretty OK with that.
It's not like Ashley could have been anything more ... 
Sasha, who doesn't appeal to me, has some resonance with mainstream-arty people who don't know anything much about porn, want a valid socially-acceptable reason to watch some, so they are looking to find an iota evidence of it being "art".
Plus, there is always a "surprise" when a whore shows any interest in anything other than drugs, lap dogs, fashion bags and/or jewelry.
On both, for me, Sasha isn't as hard on the eyes as Ashley.
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#505359 - 04/13/11 04:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Glad to see Dave Naz on the board. Yay!
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#506425 - 04/15/11 10:38 AM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: zenman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Cuz that nigga is sharp. It's nice to see a dude connected with this biz who isn't a complete shit stain. Stick around, dude...
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#506432 - 04/15/11 01:16 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
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pretty sure fatty has made it known in the past that hes not a naz fan.
i agree with tatty though. dave would be fun to have around.
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#506433 - 04/15/11 01:19 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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Glad to see Dave Naz on the board. Yay! Thanks, Gia.
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#506477 - 04/15/11 10:40 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: zenman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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How does Ashley deal with them? Whenever she's at a loss for words, she shoves her fist down her throat in a "look at me" moment that lets everyone forget for a split second that's she's a worthless, ignorant disease-riddled whore. Ashley got a present she didn't like once from Dave's grandma. ONCE. The beating and painful strap-on grandma endured took means no more "gift cards" from the Candle Shack.
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#506506 - 04/16/11 07:41 AM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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J.B.
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Naz is more than welcome in my book. That avatar, however, has to go. Sorry dude. Call it the price of admission.
Side note: The edit function seems to be working now.
Edited by J.B. (04/16/11 09:41 AM) Edit Reason: testing attachment feature
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#506531 - 04/16/11 01:11 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: zenman]
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Dave, how does your family feel about you being married to a former porn star? How does Ashley deal with them? Can she hold up in conversation? Just nosy. My family loves Ori & is totally supportive of her book. Ori is very creative, intelligent and has no problem keeping up in conversation. The book is great. Some people that would normally get thrown under the bus are seen in a positive light and others that are use to being adored aren't mentioned. A totally different group of people are going to learn of the JM movies too. And thanks, Lou & JB
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#506542 - 04/16/11 02:06 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: Dave Naz]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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My family loves Ori & is totally supportive of her book. Ori is very creative, intelligent and has no problem keeping up in conversation. Or more succinctly and bluntly: They aren't very smart [or picky] either.
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#506630 - 04/17/11 04:34 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: Dave Naz]
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no prob dave..welcome and have fun here.
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#506631 - 04/17/11 04:38 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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J.B.
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Naz, you're welcome, but, seriously, fix the av. Beyond that, though, Welcome aboard.
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#506682 - 04/18/11 03:10 AM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: LouCypher]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Surely not a surprise that i say Dave Naz's avatar is great!
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#506693 - 04/18/11 07:33 AM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: zenman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Uh yeah... el soopreez !
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#517768 - 05/04/11 05:30 AM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: Dave Naz]
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Publish it, dammit! The delivery date keeps getting paged back.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#517785 - 05/04/11 02:01 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: nassim]
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
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Seriously,I pre-ordered this back in early March,for a late March release and it's been delayed twice by Amazon.
Off your ass Naz.
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#517786 - 05/04/11 02:08 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
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i'm guessing it has something to do with the plucking pubes video.
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#517787 - 05/04/11 02:27 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: zenman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12906
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Gotta get special permits to ship whore parts across state lines.
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#517800 - 05/04/11 07:27 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: zenman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Maybe it need to make a goal in pre-pub sales before it gets printed/released.
OR
Maybe there's some stuff in it that hasn't passed the publisher's legal approval.
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#517843 - 05/05/11 02:01 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: Spunko]
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Seriously,I pre-ordered this back in early March,for a late March release and it's been delayed twice by Amazon. There were a few delays, both print and legal, but the book is being printed now and will be released soon. Here's a short excerpt: It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again. Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I loved and lived with. At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.
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#517847 - 05/05/11 03:00 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: zenman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Is that the passage you jerk off to?
When you do, do you imagine yourself to be Ashley, Tyler or Carmelita?
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#517868 - 05/05/11 08:43 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: Dave Naz]
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Damn! That's some fine prose - comparable to <I>Candy Girl</I> by Diablo Cody.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#517869 - 05/05/11 09:44 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: Dave Naz]
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
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Here's a short excerpt:
It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again. Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I loved and lived with. At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb. If jeff swoops in like vince mcmahon and says AINT NO WAY: you must be half-mad from lack of warmth, liquids or humor because the Girlvert character is property of the WWE, then considering the excerpt which may not have "it" i'd say alternate titles to explore maybe "Brain Surgery On-Parade" and "I'm basically Kurt Vonnegut Jr"
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#517873 - 05/05/11 11:38 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: zenman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I couldn't read any of it for the dude with the big dick making me want to puke.
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#517881 - 05/06/11 03:12 AM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: backdoorman]
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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I couldn't read any of it for the dude with the big dick making me want to puke. practice your deep throat skills so you don't puke. 
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#517937 - 05/06/11 08:05 PM
Re: Girlvert: A Porno Memoir [Paperback]
[Re: Dave Naz]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Here's a short excerpt:
It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again. Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I loved and lived with. At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.
It needs serious editing: It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood since it was the Labor Day Weekend and I had not been prepared for the traffic. I was leading a pretty disorganized life, so nationally recognized holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox, and hardly ever got out of bed before three in the afternoon. After this misadventure, I wasn't sure I ever wanted to get up again. During the trip Tyler and Carmelita fucked continually in the back seat, and when they weren't fucking she sucked his dick--four of the seven hours. They cuddled in the interim when he needed a rest, but even when they weren't copulating, she never took her had off his cock. At the outset of the trip I was mad only at Tyler: we had had a tempestuous relationship and romantically we were in dire straits. But this was an odd situation, and Carmelita was exploiting every weakness in that relationship. I began to hate her. But I dried my tears and toughed it out, even as she was being fucked by the man I lived with and loved. When we finally arrived at Nelson's place, I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm, good-natured hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply - and notably - with tongue. Tyler got in the car, and as we drove off I could see her in the rear view mirror, alone on the curb.
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#517941 - 05/06/11 10:18 PM
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It needs serious editing:
It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood since it was the Labor Day Weekend and I had not been prepared for the traffic. I was leading a pretty disorganized life, so nationally recognized holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox, and hardly ever got out of bed before three in the afternoon. After this misadventure, I wasn't sure I ever wanted to get up again.
During the trip Tyler and Carmelita fucked continually in the back seat, and when they weren't fucking she sucked his dick--four of the seven hours. They cuddled in the interim when he needed a rest, but even when they weren't copulating, she never took her had off his cock. At the outset of the trip I was mad only at Tyler: we had had a tempestuous relationship and romantically we were in dire straits. But this was an odd situation, and Carmelita was exploiting every weakness in that relationship. I began to hate her. But I dried my tears and toughed it out, even as she was being fucked by the man I lived with and loved. When we finally arrived at Nelson's place, I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm, good-natured hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply - and notably - with tongue. Tyler got in the car, and as we drove off I could see her in the rear view mirror, alone on the curb.
Better, for sure, but I think she's shooting for a Bukowski-type vibe with her prose. Typical for hipster "writers" who really have no idea what they're doing.
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#517957 - 05/07/11 04:26 PM
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I'm pretty sure I can sum up her book in a quick two word review familiar to all.
"Whores Lie."
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Finally! Book should ship june 2nd or 3d.
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Living on porn whore time.
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#519123 - 05/23/11 04:34 PM
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May I note that he didn't specify any particular year on the shipping date?
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#519130 - 05/23/11 11:11 PM
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The book ships this week. Launch party in NY this Wed at powerHouse Arena 9PM details here: http://davenaz.org/
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#519138 - 05/24/11 03:04 AM
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awesome. $200 a pop is it?. i hope you make bank dave and ori.. i really do.
one question though. is the cat featured at all?. the white one. i was going to pay gj hundreds to swipe that fucker.
Thank you, I do too. The cat & dog are both featured in the book. Hey Dav, big fan of whatever work it is you do. I have a quick question/observation or two. 1) Do you find it as strange as I do that, at one point you could get ashley blue for less than the asking price of her limited edition book 2) Isn't getting endorsed as an author, by James Frey on par, with having Adolf Hitler give you his backing as a humanitarian?
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Launch party in NY this Wed at powerHouse Arena 9PM That's not in NY, you idiot. That's BROOKLYN.
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#519387 - 05/27/11 02:34 PM
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So ... anyone go to DUMBO to see Dumbo?
Anyone? Anyone??
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#519438 - 05/27/11 09:11 PM
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Has the book been issued yet? I actually have a prurient interest in reading it, without the pubic hair.
Can pornwhores not print books?
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#519448 - 05/27/11 09:59 PM
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It's for sale on Amazon. They still have the one copy they started with left.
If you spent $18 on it and want to sell it back, they'll give you a gift certificate for 35 cents. [not kidding]
FREE TWO DAY SHIPPING FOR STUDENTS!!!
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#519453 - 05/28/11 12:13 AM
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Finally received my copy 2 days ago. Haven't started reading it yet,I'm in the middle of another book.
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#519471 - 05/28/11 10:41 AM
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Has the book been issued yet? I actually have a prurient interest in reading it, without the pubic hair. The book is in stock at Amazon now. powerHouse Arena N.Y., Book Soup & Stories (Echo Park) have copies now.
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#519496 - 05/28/11 06:58 PM
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The book is in stock at Amazon now. That 35 cent buy back has restocked the shelves, huh?
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#519592 - 05/30/11 05:30 PM
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People who have bought this book on Amazon have also purchased:
NEU SEX by Sasha Grey News, Nudity & Nonsense: The Best of Vice Magazine Vol. II 2003-2008 [Sasha on cover] How To Become Clairvoyant by Robbie Robertson My First Dictionary: Corrupting Young Minds One Word at a Time by Ross Horsley Crysis 2 - Electronic Arts Natural Born Killers [Unrated Director's Cut] The King of Limbs - Radiohead Living in the End Times by Slavoj Zizek
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#519621 - 05/30/11 09:49 PM
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What's not to like about Vice magazine? A bunch of Canadian guys making good in NYC, and laughing all the way to the bank at a time when most magazines and newspapers see nothing but barrels of red ink in the future.
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#519638 - 05/31/11 05:43 AM
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What's not to like about Vice magazine? Not making judgments. Just listing what is REALLY on Amazon.
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#523487 - 07/02/11 10:47 AM
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Ori changed some of the names in her book so im going to fill in some of those blanks for all of you. Im only on page 127 so there will be more to come.
Colby = Im not sure but I wil come back to this one Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer Chet/Jon = Jon Dough Spike = Still not sure Pro Trusion = Come on, we all know who that is Roach = Skeeter Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove
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#523490 - 07/02/11 11:19 AM
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Roach = Skeeter. Was there ever a truer fake name?
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#523507 - 07/02/11 01:53 PM
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I would prefer Bupkis for him. It has come to mean an extreme form of "utterly worthless", but comes from a slang for goat dung.
For his disgusting surgically monstrosity of a half-tranny I would have gone with something reptilian ... Allosaurus sound like a good first draft. Heinous, frightening, second or third or fourth string to a T-Rex, and she's certainly a "different lizard".
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#523526 - 07/02/11 04:53 PM
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Love the fanboi reviews on Amazon. A porn Hemingway. Fuck me. Hopefully a move to Ketchum is in the offing.
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links?.
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#523538 - 07/02/11 05:53 PM
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Likely to end like Margaux Hemingway.
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#523549 - 07/02/11 06:33 PM
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http://www.amazon.com/Girlvert-Porno-Mem...0333&sr=8-1Only 2 reviews. But what's lacking in numbers is madeupinWhite Knighthood. Boss, is it Old Man and the Sea or what?
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newsmaker and evl are naz. what else?.
i'm sensing a 15 user pm thread conglomerate type thing to set some shit straight.
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#523556 - 07/02/11 07:44 PM
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She's fucked more than that at one time, no?
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#523568 - 07/02/11 10:18 PM
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More translations:
Jackal = Jake Malone Whiny boyfriend Tyler = Trent Tesoro Whiny boyfriend II Kris = David Stanley B-Bone = Brandon Iron Cosmo = Clive McLean Marco = Sal Genoa
Nelson the limey = Johnni Darkko? Wrong, Kris is Johnni Darkko. David Stanley aka applescaucer I dont think even made it in the book. Fucking fag that he is.
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#523583 - 07/03/11 12:30 PM
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Pretty sure Nelson the Limey is Derek Hay.
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#523588 - 07/03/11 03:11 PM
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I never really got into the whole gagging thing, but she had a sweet ass. She was great on the Naughty Show podcast too. Linky: http://deathsquad.tv/?p=74
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#523589 - 07/03/11 03:49 PM
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heh... good call mc. she did a great job in that interview.
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#524133 - 07/09/11 07:55 PM
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Pretty sure Nelson the Limey is Derek Hay. You are correct.
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#524309 - 07/11/11 08:04 PM
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B - bone = Brandon iron
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#569458 - 09/29/12 07:02 AM
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Ori changed some of the names in her book so im going to fill in some of those blanks for all of you. Im only on page 127 so there will be more to come.
Colby = Im not sure but I wil come back to this one Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer Chet/Jon = Jon Dough Spike = Still not sure Pro Trusion = Come on, we all know who that is Roach = Skeeter Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove enjoyed the fuck out of this book. the missus was reading 50 shades of grey and it was a laugh to compare the depth of smut that each explored. I got jon dough, skeeter and bridgette, but who was pro trusion?
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#569464 - 09/29/12 08:12 AM
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khan tusion?
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#569837 - 10/03/12 07:11 AM
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ah, yes well that would make sense. I'm way out of the loop. never really was into that whole beyond hardcore thing anyway..
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#569849 - 10/03/12 09:03 AM
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Meatholes had way too many scenes with Dirty Harry. I would've liked to have seen somebody bitch slap him with a baseball bat instead. Ashley Blue only did a few good scenes, all for JM, the rest for other studios were garbage.
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#569882 - 10/03/12 07:06 PM
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Late to the party(or is this like high school, again, and I was never invited?), but I came home from work today to find this waiting on me in the mailbox.
Knocked out about half of it already. Interesting tale of depravity. Feels very honest. The chapter about Pro Trusion made me have to set the book down for a while. Chilling, frightening stuff. So far, the way she writing about her sex, drug, porn lifestyle with Tyler is just hard for me to wrap my brain around. It sounds fun, tragic, exciting, miserable, and just about every other feeling one can imagine or experience all at the same time. Half of myself is telling me to go out, buy a bunch of drugs and pick up some crazy young woman and have the time of my freaking life, while the more rational part is telling me be glad I have stayed far away from this type of thing.
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#569952 - 10/04/12 09:13 AM
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she did do a good job of saying 'this happened, it was fun as fuck but..'.. without being too preachy either way. I'm with you moronboy, it definitely made me yearn for my coke (and everything else) fueled nights of debauchery gone by. juggsy: you are missed.. 
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#605089 - 01/21/14 07:07 AM
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I hope I'm not too late to this awesome discussion. I have a question regarding the identity of one of the earliest names mentioned in the book, Bent Brent. He appears on page 71, at Miss Small's first scene for Khan Tusion aka Pro Trusion.
He is someone I am not familiar with and really need to know who he is. Can any of you perverts please help?
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Here's a summary of the identification so far, please correct me if I'm wrong:
Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer Chet/Jon = Jon Dough Pro Trusion = Khan Tusion Roach = Skeeter Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove Jackal = Jake Malone Whiny boyfriend Tyler = Trent Tesoro Whiny boyfriend II Kris = Johnni Darkko B-Bone = Brandon Iron Cosmo = Clive McLean Marco = Sal Genoa Nelson the Limey = Derek Hay Sissy = Missy Monroe Whippet = Scott Lyons
Names that still haven't been identified:
Colby = Spike = Bent Brent =
Edited by Colin King (01/21/14 09:28 AM)
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#648929 - 02/25/18 10:20 PM
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I hope I'm not too late to this awesome discussion. I have a question regarding the identity of one of the earliest names mentioned in the book, Bent Brent. He appears on page 71, at Miss Small's first scene for Khan Tusion aka Pro Trusion.
He is someone I am not familiar with and really need to know who he is. Can any of you perverts please help?
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Here's a summary of the identification so far, please correct me if I'm wrong:
Victor Viewer = Vince Voyuer Chet/Jon = Jon Dough Pro Trusion = Khan Tusion Roach = Skeeter Guinevere = Bridgette Kerkove Jackal = Jake Malone Whiny boyfriend Tyler = Trent Tesoro Whiny boyfriend II Kris = Johnni Darkko B-Bone = Brandon Iron Cosmo = Clive McLean Marco = Sal Genoa Nelson the Limey = Derek Hay Sissy = Missy Monroe Whippet = Scott Lyons
Names that still haven't been identified:
Colby = Spike = Bent Brent = I realize I'm digging up a four year old thread to answer a question by someone with only one post who will almost certainly not even see this, but I recently read the book and just found this thread. I'm not 100% sure of Bent Brent, I've seen the vid in question but I can't ID the actor. It was supposed to be for Oral Consumption but I don't think it was released on DVD and just ended up on the Meat Holes website. He looks like he might be Brett Rockman? That seems to fit the theme of most names in the book only being changed slightly. Colby is a Norwegian musician named Toby, he did music for a shitload of old Anabolic videos under the name "Toby the Viking". Pretty much any Anabolic/ Diabolic flick from the late 90's to mid 2000's with an annoying 4/4 electronic soundtrack is him. Spike is Mike John.
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