Glad to see Dave Naz on the board. Yay!

How does Ashley deal with them?

Dave, how does your family feel about you being married to a former porn star? How does Ashley deal with them? Can she hold up in conversation? Just nosy.

My family loves Ori & is totally supportive of her book. Ori is very creative, intelligent and has no problem keeping up in conversation.

And thanks, Lou & JB

Seriously,I pre-ordered this back in early March,for a late March release and it's been delayed twice by Amazon.

Here's a short excerpt:

It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again. Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I loved and lived with. At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.

I couldn't read any of it for the dude with the big dick making me want to puke.

Here's a short excerpt:

It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to
Hollywood. There was so much traffic because it was Labor
Day Weekend. I had no idea. Nationally observed holidays had
come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox. I
hardly ever got up before three in the afternoon—and after this
misadventure, I wasn’t sure I ever wanted to get up again.
Tyler and Carmelita fucked and she sucked his dick for four
of those seven hours. They cuddled in the interims when his
cock needed a rest. But she kept her hand on it, stroking it the
entire time. Halfway home, I began to hate her. At first I was
only mad at Tyler, but couldn’t remain so for long. He was my
boyfriend. So I shifted my rage to her. She took advantage of a
tempestuous relationship under odd circumstances. I dried my
tears and toughed it out, letting her get fucked by the man I
loved and lived with.
At last, we arrived at Nelson’s place. I popped the trunk and
gave Carmelita a firm hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply
with tongue, and we left her outside on the curb.

It needs serious editing:


It took us over seven hours to drive from Las Vegas to Hollywood since it was the Labor Day Weekend and I had not been prepared for the traffic. I was leading a pretty disorganized life, so nationally recognized holidays had come to mean nothing to me. I rarely checked the mailbox, and hardly ever got out of bed before three in the afternoon. After this misadventure, I wasn't sure I ever wanted to get up again.

During the trip Tyler and Carmelita fucked continually in the back seat, and when they weren't fucking she sucked his dick--four of the seven hours. They cuddled in the interim when he needed a rest, but even when they weren't copulating, she never took her had off his cock. At the outset of the trip I was mad only at Tyler: we had had a tempestuous relationship and romantically we were in dire straits. But this was an odd situation, and Carmelita was exploiting every weakness in that relationship. I began to hate her. But I dried my tears and toughed it out, even as she was being fucked by the man I lived with and loved. When we finally arrived at Nelson's place, I popped the trunk and gave Carmelita a firm, good-natured hug. Tyler kissed her goodnight, deeply - and notably - with tongue. Tyler got in the car, and as we drove off I could see her in the rear view mirror, alone on the curb.

Thank you, I do too. The cat & dog are both featured in the book.

Launch party in NY this Wed at powerHouse Arena 9PM

Has the book been issued yet? I actually have a prurient interest in reading it, without the pubic hair.

The book is in stock at Amazon now.

What's not to like about Vice magazine?