Way to go, Prince Andrew! Whereas commoners would be villified for hanging out with pedophiles and 17-year-old sex slaves, you are dragging our old, out-of-touch values into the 21st century. Perverts seeking quality handjobs…er, “massages” thank you! Is there a happy ending to this story? Of course! It’s included in the price. (Offer valid only if you are friends with billionaire Jeffrey Epstein.)

Always remember to bow to your betters. They lead by example and show us the way.

Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12663378



In case you don’t read all the wikipedo….I mean, wikipedia article on Jeffrey Epstein (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Epstein), allow me to recite my favourite parts: “In March 2005, a woman contacted Palm Beach police, concerned that her 14-year-old step daughter had been taken to Epstein’s mansion by an older girl and paid $300 after stripping to her panties and massaging the man while he masturbated.” and “By 2011 at least 40 girls aged 13 to 17 had come forward with similar stories, some saying Epstein sexually assaulted them during the massage.” and “After the accusations became public, several parties returned donations they had received from Epstein, including Eliot L. Spitzer.”

Pot to kettle: “You’re black!”

Is it wrong to read this and think, Wow some pedos still like girls? With all the catholic priest and mental patient teachers going after young boys, these guys were straight and paid for the privilege.

I hope Prince William keeps his uncle away from the flower girls.

That is a hot belly button ring she's wearing.
I just love that a billionaire pays girls a couple hundred bucks. C'mon....spread it around!

Brandon, how dare you question your betters, these people are descended from God you know.

Epstein paid the girls a few hundred. I paid the girls a few hundred. The way I see it, we are equals.