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I know her family is going to be thrilled...



Yeah I'd be thrilled that my porn star daughter wasn't dating a millionaire drug addict.

Mom to Bree "I'm so glad your done with that Sheen loser. How about lunch tomorrow"?

Bree "Sorry, I can't. I have an anal scene later in the day and well...you know".
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You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard...


I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."