Finally, Rachel has seen through Charlie's facade and kicked that piece of garbage to the curb! I know her family is going to be thrilled...

First from ol' Charlie's Twitter:

"Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building..., We're sad.... Over it... Applications now being accepted! #winner about 4 hours ago via Twittelator "

Then Rach said this:

"LOL! Oh the general public must be SO confused. What's important to know is that I'm still here for all of you Always have been, always will about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone "

Deep down, I knew she hadn't turned her back on her sanity. At heart Rachel's a conservative Republican. Aside from everything else, it must have been hell to be around Sheen and his commie pals like Sean Penn and P-Diddy.

And I knew she wouldn't be up for the aid trip to Haiti that Sheen was trying to force her into for early next week. Let those Haitian bastards fend for themselves!