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Fuck you. What am I ? The king of awkward ????







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No it's the same Monkey, he just doesn't give a shit much anymore.




It might not be me, although I might not give as much of a shit anymore, Monks was only as good as his competition, that stands true today which leads me to....


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I haven't a whit of the talent or wit of an Arab or a Jamesn,




This is no huge revelation, but i'd settle for the wit of a swami/sammura or at the very least the personality to make up for the lack of.

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If this were the "real" monkey, I would have been eviscerated despite his apathy and ennui without so much as a bat of his simian eyebrow.





Perhaps if I was the 14 year old who signed up here many moons ago, i'd feel the need to do so, however current day monks knows too much of your back story, and asks himself, will my comments (insults/comebacks) really out do the reality of what I imagine your life to be? I mean given what is known here (the infamous google eye, cheap tie picture), the worst law school in the country, and the free admittance of having the "utmost respect" for perverts on a porn board without a hint of sarcasm.

even so, I have still bent to your desire to get me to respond (something im sure you will claim as a small victory), however, don't be naive in thinking I wasn't aware of what I was doing making the comment I posted a few days prior to your recent monkey rant,it was subtle enough for most to glance over, while personal enough to rub you the wrong way
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