B, you know I have nothing but the utmost respect for you (as far as that goes in this place) and you know the sychophant remark isn't directed at you. But I disagree.

I haven't a whit of the talent or wit of an Arab or a Jamesn, to say nothing less about the guy composed Marc Wallice's Obituary. If this were the "real" monkey, I would have been eviscerated despite his apathy and ennui without so much as a bat of his simian eyebrow.

There's plenty of examples I could give, and posts I could cite, but I'm not going to belabor the point. I really don't give a damn "who" Monkey "is."

This is a counterfeit. If they can't bring back the original, at least appoint a Monkey that doesn't suck. Or at least one that can challenge a third-string talent like me.