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Did not the Mexican poetess Sor Juana ines de la Cruz (Juana Ramirez) once write two poetic lines in essence saying that men complain when women refuse them, yet call them sluts/whores when they get the pussy?

Thought that was somehow relevant to this post about the sex lives of Suze and Holly.

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I was watching the people vs larry flynt the other day, and browsed the special features, where none other then the grey goose Suze Randall popped up and claimed/stated that she had fucked Larry Flynt, going as far as to call him a "great fuck". I am guessing this is pre wheelchair Larry, but still, he is a hick lizard king looking thing of a man, with the charm of a field mouse in heat. SOOOOOOOO What do you think brings the longest awkward silence at the Randall dinner table on sunday evenings

1) Suze Randall's sexual past with one Larry Flynt

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2) Holly's off set blowjob of Kurtis Lockwood (I could put the same about da burg if I believed anything he told me in his pms)

Talk amongst yourselves, monkey.

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I was watching the people vs larry flynt the other day, and browsed the special features, where none other then the grey goose Suze Randall popped up and claimed/stated that she had fucked Larry Flynt, going as far as to call him a "great fuck". I am guessing this is pre wheelchair Larry, but still, he is a hick lizard king looking thing of a man, with the charm of a field mouse in heat. SOOOOOOOO What do you think brings the longest awkward silence at the Randall dinner table on sunday evenings

1) Suze Randall's sexual past with one Larry Flynt

OR

2) Holly's off set blowjob of Kurtis Lockwood (I could put the same about da burg if I believed anything he told me in his pms)

Talk amongst yourselves, monkey.

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this movie just happened to be on last night so i watched it because well, theres no such thing as coincidence.

and now for a few points that may or may not be on topic.

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Suze Randall popped up and claimed/stated that she had fucked Larry Flynt, going as far as to call him a "great fuck". I am guessing this is pre wheelchair Larry

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Holly's off set blowjob of Kurtis Lockwood (I could put the same about da burg if I believed anything he told me in his pms)

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Everything you said about Larry is true, but you have to remember that Suze isn't exactly a prize catch either. Perhaps it is his tryst with Suze that creates awkward moments at the Flynt Sunday dinner table.

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Flynt would put her one degree away from having fucked a chicken so...

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- rob longshot could have played crispin glovers role in that movie... creep factor and bi tendencies OFF THE CHART.

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- not to be outdone by mumsie didnt holly once talk about banging some latino taco boy from off the streets here?.

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- monks you think burg blew lockwood too?. i already explained my thoughts on coincidence. thats just fucked up dude.

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It's lovely to see how much you all missed me.

Yes my mother slept with Larry (pre-wheelchair). She slept with a lot of people-- my parents were swingers, before they had kids. Personally, I don't care what my parents did in their youth. I don't think many people live their lives thinking of what their children might think later on down the line. Or maybe some do. I don't think it's any secret that I don't have conventional parents. What I do have are loving parents who gave my siblings and I a wonderful childhood and continue to support us and be there for us. I think that's more than a lot of people can say about their parents, which is terribly sad.

As for the Kurt thing, I'm not even going to comment on that anymore because I've already talked about it many times. It's just silly and I'm sorry that my life is simply too boring to give you anything new to talk about.

Though I was not coked up in that photo, I was very drunk. I think that was my last public drunken outing before I got sober. Coincidentally, today is my 4 year sobriety anniversary date.

Life is wonderful, thanks for asking!

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EY, the entire thread is a snoozefest of irrelevance. Be charitable, willya.



EDIT: I take that back. This part is always relevant:






The rest? It's like Brandon justifying his minoxidil scrip.

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Whoa, thats a name from larry's past. Suzie, Suzie, Suzie. She was my first true love, I met her when she was a fresh faced 16 year old, fresh off the boat, beautiful girl, the best piece of ass I've ever had, and ive had them all, all around the world. I did everything for Suzie, I paid for her singing lessons, acting lessons, dancing lessons, then she met Stevie Valley and ran off with that bum, so there is no way Stevie is getting the lead in that movie, it will make him a big star, he made larry look stupid, now you can go back and tell Holly that.

It was a few years later when Stevie had quite the drug addiction and Larry was opening for frank at the desert inn, when I walked into frank's dressing room before the show only to see my sweet, sweet suzie there spread eagled with joey bishop, peter lawford and sammy davis jr, that was the day larry's innocence died.

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The whole point of the ancillary Monkey Alt "One Liner Larry" is to put things in, well, One Fucking Line.

Drop this blather in an out-of-the blue Holly thread and I'm ready to start calling the latest Fake monkey "Da Verblar."


Yes? No? Bollocks?

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The whole point of the ancillary Monkey Alt "One Liner Larry" is to put things in, well, One Fucking Line.

Drop this blather in an out-of-the blue Holly thread and I'm ready to start calling the latest Fake monkey "Da Verblar."


Yes? No? Bollocks?

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You forgot to include Mike's other alias "cool or not guy"

Basically, monkey is an identity dreamed up by Mike Sullivan aka Frank Wank. Then allowed to drift aimlessly so that fuckbags like Jeff Mullen could take credit for having more than 3 functioning brain cells.

Monkey has no cred now...the "Monkey Cage" was renamed years ago because his schtick was older than Brandon Irons' herpes strain.

Bye bye, monkeyfag. You were great at flaming up Fayner on the old LF, but you jumped the shark like Ted McGinley has his dick all the way into your rectum.

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Hmm 12 posts in 5 years, the first post since year 1, and an intimate knowledge of the history of monkey. I have a strange feeling we have met before

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hmmmm, perhaps, but in the henry winkler time line I believe I've come off the adam sandler run and am heading into the b grade horror movie phase, Im still the fonz though.



heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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The b grade horror movie phase will morph you into Fox Mulder but you'll get more red headed pussy.

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A jew pipsqueak that made a career out of pretending he was cool and tough?

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Yeah man, people really thought the Fonz was cool and tough. It was all part of the Big Lie by the MSM. Don't let The Man prevent you from speaking the truth about Happy Days.




Anyways, my man Winkler redeemed himself with his role on Arrested Development. All is forgiven.

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Pinky Tuscadero? I always thought Leather was hotter.

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^^^ Emma Peel was the earliest I remember that look.

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^^^ Emma Peel was the earliest I remember that look.

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hmm, according to burg's blog, Holly is back on the sauce

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Ok, Luke (Ford) clarified that Holly has the occasional drink at social functions, but isn't "drinking" drinking. Ever since he has become a full blown hardcore jew, he has been very judgemental and doesn't bend on what he deems "improper" behavior, however he was very vocal in his message to me about defending Holly from the comments burg made about her relapse.

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