And, while we're at it:

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Whoa, thats a name from larry's past. Suzie, Suzie, Suzie. She was my first true love, I met her when she was a fresh faced 16 year old, fresh off the boat, beautiful girl, the best piece of ass I've ever had, and ive had them all, all around the world. I did everything for Suzie, I paid for her singing lessons, acting lessons, dancing lessons, then she met Stevie Valley and ran off with that bum, so there is no way Stevie is getting the lead in that movie, it will make him a big star, he made larry look stupid, now you can go back and tell Holly that.

It was a few years later when Stevie had quite the drug addiction and Larry was opening for frank at the desert inn, when I walked into frank's dressing room before the show only to see my sweet, sweet suzie there spread eagled with joey bishop, peter lawford and sammy davis jr, that was the day larry's innocence died.

whoa.






The whole point of the ancillary Monkey Alt "One Liner Larry" is to put things in, well, One Fucking Line.

Drop this blather in an out-of-the blue Holly thread and I'm ready to start calling the latest Fake monkey "Da Verblar."


Yes? No? Bollocks?