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It's a moot point, and unprovable pro or con. As Lou pointed out, we can always search the early stuff for a laugh.

Something to ponder: in 2004 my Dad was vibrant, working, and full of life. He wrote short stories for publication on the side and was working on a novel. He loved travel, food, fine wine and obscure cigars. He was the coolest Granddad our kids could ever want. He was beloved by everyone he interacted with. In 2011 he is dead and has been for a couple years now. Point being, people change. Not always for the better.

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Yes, dead is a change for the worse, most times.

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It's a moot point, and unprovable pro or con. As Lou pointed out, we can always search the early stuff for a laugh.

Something to ponder: in 2004 my Dad was vibrant, working, and full of life. He wrote short stories for publication on the side and was working on a novel. He loved travel, food, fine wine and obscure cigars. He was the coolest Granddad our kids could ever want. He was beloved by everyone he interacted with. In 2011 he is dead and has been for a couple years now. Point being, people change. Not always for the better.

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werd... my grandfather was 85+ when he came to visit. he retired to north carolina after living his entire life in the northeast. he was hundred percent irish alcoholic and pure genius. that is he was piss poor and lived twelve pack to twelve pack. anyways.. my last memory of him was after sunday dinner he and my old man were talking and apparently my dad was whining in some way shape or form. i dont know the details.i only know the words i heard...
what did you expect? to wake up to a blow job and the rest of the day would be uphill from there? curse of the irish and monks reminds me of that sometimes....

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I had my first taste of Jameson at my Irish Grandfather's wake. I was seven. Rumor has it that that he actually spent his last years waking up that very way with one of his granddaughters, my cousin. But that was the seventies and it's really neither here nor there, because Faux Monkey ain't getting it from anyone.

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Fuck you. What am I ? The king of awkward ????

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No it's the same Monkey, he just doesn't give a shit much anymore.

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I haven't a whit of the talent or wit of an Arab or a Jamesn,

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If this were the "real" monkey, I would have been eviscerated despite his apathy and ennui without so much as a bat of his simian eyebrow.

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Perhaps if I was the 14 year old who signed up here many moons ago, i'd feel the need to do so, however current day monks knows too much of your back story, and asks himself, will my comments (insults/comebacks) really out do the reality of what I imagine your life to be? I mean given what is known here (the infamous google eye, cheap tie picture), the worst law school in the country, and the free admittance of having the "utmost respect" for perverts on a porn board without a hint of sarcasm.

even so, I have still bent to your desire to get me to respond (something im sure you will claim as a small victory), however, don't be naive in thinking I wasn't aware of what I was doing making the comment I posted a few days prior to your recent monkey rant,it was subtle enough for most to glance over, while personal enough to rub you the wrong way

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solid laugh.... exactly.

bdm...press him for an answer. if not run it up the flag pole... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWnbUpkOiB0

it's okay to listen to that and look at this..

it really is.. i like the fat one.

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Give me tierney's full lips, big naturals bootyliciousness every day and twice on Sundays.

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^^^ Right clck > Save

Not too long ago I got a PM from tierney asking me to take down the hustler pics as they were, ahem, "copyrighted material." It turned out she couldn't tell the difference between "JB" and "JRV". Heh.

Anyhow, the other fella ended up acquiescing to her demands. But not before I saved 'em.

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It might not be me, although I might not give as much of a shit anymore, Monks was only as good as his competition, that stands true today which leads me to....

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some of these assholes have been hanging around like old women for years and years and years and haven't developed any talent at all, no fucking influence at all (raises arm). otherwise we wouldn't have to suffer through the white noise of (insert your favorites) including those too inept for suicide and too unrepentent to mount a Skill-saw,

it is now about too cool, too lazy, too dumb, too drunk or too moved on to comment. sure the end has been declared since the beginning and no doubt they'll find a way to look back on this as a boom time somehow yet it is an emptiness, a vacuum darker than luke ford's decayed dreams of a once joyous mind*

alas, there is a remarkable shot near the end, showing a candlelight march reaching as far as the eyes can see. it is emotionally devastating. we have never seen a funeral quite like it, yet it is like many funerals.

in the age of porno dan dry humping a couch meaninglessness and spectacle i bid thanks for the laughs monkey. (roll credits, zoom on nip pubes)



* odds are that if luke ford and holly randall were to assess their lives in this very moment, they're not where they'd once dreamt to be.

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Best wishes to Holly ! Alcohol addiction is a fucking monster.

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Oh Monkey, Monkey, Monkey... what lies you won't come up with to get my attention again.

A friend told me you were spreading rumors I was drinking again (naughty boy!) and I wasn't even going to respond but you know how people tend to automatically believe what they read on the internet, especially when it's posted from the XPT guru himself.

No I am not drinking again, no I am not in rehab, but thanks for thinking of me enough to come up with these little untruths.

Since you are so interested in my life, I'll give you a quick update: I'm headed out to the poppy fields tomorrow to shoot Ashleyy Grace. Then on Friday I'm shooting newcomer Isabella Fierra, and on Sunday I'm shooting Emily Bikini. The following week I'm doing a private shoot for a married couple, and then I shoot another new girl named Kristi. The week after that I have a two day shoot for Quiver books (they are softcore sex-guide books that I shoot for on a regular basis), then I'm shooting Asphyxia Noir for Suze.net, and then Sarah Peachez for Twistys. The week after that I fly out to Texas to shoot for Fleshlight, and then in May I'm flying out to Prague to shoot for a couple of weeks. Believe me, if I was still drinking, there is no way I could be working this much.

It's great to see you back in action, though your talents are probably better spent on others who lead more interesting lives than I. I'm just not enough of a trainwreck these days-- that feels like another lifetime ago!

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Best wishes to Holly ! Alcohol addiction is a fucking monster.

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it's a friendly, faithful, comforting monster though.

btw monkey trolled your old ass.

another win boss.

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