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#504646 - 02/27/11 08:30 PM Cigar thread
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I've just got into serious cigars. Smoked 4 in the last 3 days. Been studying on the internet for 4 days. Been to the Finck Cigar Company here in San Antonio twice, going again tomorrow. So far:
Sancho Panza Aragon - first cigar, seemed good
Pinar Del Rio Oscuro - yummy. Spicy, smoothed out towards the end.
Pinar Del Rio Classico - Smoother, maybe had a chance to rest at the store.
Hoyo de Monteray Tradicion - 6.25 x 54 - God, it was good. Well blended medium, excellent.

Any cigar aficionados on here?
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#504647 - 02/27/11 09:45 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Nothing better than 30mg of Xanax and a good cigar huh?
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#504648 - 02/28/11 12:59 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Aficionado? No, but I smoke cigars on a regular basis. Nothing fancy: Wild Havanas. Tastes well enough, delivers the nicotine fairly well and no annoying cough later.

I buy them at the local discounter: 50 pcs for EUR 8.00.
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#504649 - 02/28/11 01:09 PM Re: Cigar thread
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#504650 - 02/28/11 01:32 PM Re: Cigar thread
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#504651 - 02/28/11 02:42 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Cigars suck. If a pack of smokes isn't good enough for ya, go get a pipe. Pipe smoke smells better than cigar smoke.
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#504652 - 02/28/11 03:13 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Cigars suck. If a pack of smokes isn't good enough for ya, go get a pipe. Pipe smoke smells better than cigar smoke.




I like cigars becasue of the heavy smoke and flavor. A secondary bonus is when I go to a smoking area to have a cigar and the 2 to 4 pack a day cig-heads bitch about my cigar the way non-smokers feel about cigarettes.
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#504653 - 02/28/11 04:43 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Cigars suck. If a pack of smokes isn't good enough for ya, go get a pipe. Pipe smoke smells better than cigar smoke.




I like cigars becasue of the heavy smoke and flavor. A secondary bonus is when I go to a smoking area to have a cigar and the 2 to 4 pack a day cig-heads bitch about my cigar the way non-smokers feel about cigarettes.




No better feeling than when an asshole with a stinky ass GPC hanging out of his maw tells me my cigar stinks.

It's like a told a pack a day buddy of mine when he bitched about my cigar. "I smoke these because I like to. You smoke those because you have to." That's why cigarettes don't "work" for us. It's like diet pop. If you drink diet, you can't stand the taste of regular. And vice versa. You don't like cigar smell because you're used to cigarette smell. And vice versa.

My dad was a pipe smoker. I've picked it up the last few years. I've got my dad's little collection of pipes, and I've added a few from eBay and yard sales and such to it. I don't like a pipe as much as I do a cigar. They're hard to keep lit. But I do agree that pipe smoke does smell better than cigar smoke. Just my opinion.
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#504654 - 02/28/11 06:27 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Pipe smoke does smell better than a cigar or cigarette.

A wise man once told me "Never hire a man who smokes a pipe, because he's already got a full-time job". I've found that to be true.

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#504655 - 02/28/11 06:47 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Cigars suck. If a pack of smokes isn't good enough for ya, go get a pipe. Pipe smoke smells better than cigar smoke.




I like cigars becasue of the heavy smoke and flavor. A secondary bonus is when I go to a smoking area to have a cigar and the 2 to 4 pack a day cig-heads bitch about my cigar the way non-smokers feel about cigarettes.




No better feeling than when an asshole with a stinky ass GPC hanging out of his maw tells me my cigar stinks.

It's like a told a pack a day buddy of mine when he bitched about my cigar. "I smoke these because I like to. You smoke those because you have to." That's why cigarettes don't "work" for us. It's like diet pop. If you drink diet, you can't stand the taste of regular. And vice versa. You don't like cigar smell because you're used to cigarette smell. And vice versa.

My dad was a pipe smoker. I've picked it up the last few years. I've got my dad's little collection of pipes, and I've added a few from eBay and yard sales and such to it. I don't like a pipe as much as I do a cigar. They're hard to keep lit. But I do agree that pipe smoke does smell better than cigar smoke. Just my opinion.



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#504656 - 02/28/11 07:08 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Proper etiquette suggests I don't offend anyone with my cigars. Not too hard when I live alone in campgrounds.

Bought a humidor and another dozen cigars today. I'm just now finishing a $2 domestic cigar, I can tell the difference. It's smokable, that's about all.
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#504657 - 02/28/11 07:09 PM Re: Cigar thread
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My dad turned me on to cigars 25-30 years ago and ever since i have about 1 or 2 a month. I used to love the Maduro wrappers but about 12 years ago a friend introduced me to Fonsecas and that's pretty much been it since then. A good Hoya (Cuban only), Arturo Fuente, Punch, Partagas...all worth the 45 minutes of nothing but a smoke.
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#504658 - 02/28/11 07:17 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Quote:

Pipe smoke does smell better than a cigar or cigarette.

A wise man once told me "Never hire a man who smokes a pipe, because he's already got a full-time job". I've found that to be true.




I don't remember when it was, but a few years ago this pipe smoking forum I was on (God the internet has so improved productivity...no one wastes any time anymore) either had a program or a member had a program where they were taking donations of pipes to give to homeless guys in LA, I think. The pictures were beyond priceless.

I think the reason for the smell difference is that pipe tobacco is has flavorings added. Saw something on the History Channel about an outfit that makes pipe tobacco and the guy was saying that what they shoot for is a good flavor for the smoker and a good "nose" for the other people in the room. Cigars, with the exception of flavored or infused, are just tobacco. Probably the same reason cigarettes smell different. The paper, the chemicals, the floor sweepings. All that adds to the fragrance.
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#504659 - 03/08/11 06:36 AM Re: Cigar thread
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Barry. I have a tobacco pipe collection and i think you are right.

Though the British make some real fuckers if you want a nice strong smoke.

Look for Dunhill pipe tobacco. I swear that it's made from really old beef jerky. (if they have it in a jar to weig out it's better. But the tin is cool too.
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#504660 - 03/08/11 09:57 AM Re: Cigar thread
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I've been enjoying lots of cigars. 50 in the humidor now. I had an Oliva type O Maduro Churchill that was great, I bought 6 more. These 5-10 dollar cigars are yummy.
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#504661 - 03/08/11 01:09 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Cigars are even better with good whiskey.
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#504662 - 03/17/11 07:22 PM Re: Cigar thread
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CAO Camaroon, Sancho Panza, Oliva Type G Churchill it was a box-pressed day. Good stuff.
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#504663 - 03/18/11 01:33 AM Re: Cigar thread
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Last time I was flying back from Europe, I stuffed the pockets of my cargo shorts with Cuban Cohibas from the Duty Free shop. I'm still enjoying them although they are rapidly drying out, even in a humidor. The guys at customs didn't notice my pockets were stuffed with shit because they were too busy asking me questions about the Greek bouzouki (mandolin) that I was bringing back. They mostly were concerned with whether or not it had real ivory on it. I'm not sure if that's an Alaskan thing or a federal thing, but I guess it's illegal to bring in anything containing ivory.
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#504664 - 03/18/11 06:24 PM Re: Cigar thread
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Enjoyed some Romeo y Julietas the other day.

Very smooth.
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#504665 - 03/19/11 10:33 AM Re: Cigar thread
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[coke stevenson]Does it surprise anyone that freestylah likes to put his lips around something long and brown for the purpose of sucking? [/coke stevenson]
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#504666 - 03/24/11 08:26 PM Re: Cigar thread
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I'm smoking my Nub.
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#507482 - 04/25/11 08:03 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Macanudo, it's good.
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#507483 - 04/25/11 08:43 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Not surprising that anyone that like's the gag factor dribble [ pun fully intended ] would start a cigar thread.
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#507518 - 04/26/11 12:59 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: backdoorman]
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Today's UPS haul from Cigar.com : 10 Gurka Grand Age Churchills and a 50 count humidor to keep the RV stocked up.



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#507742 - 04/28/11 06:31 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Man of War Ruination. Strong, but very good.
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#519607 - 05/30/11 06:25 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Rocky Patel Decade Torpedo. Superb construction, nice draw, lots of creamy, white smoke, just enough spice to keep it interesting.
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#519618 - 05/30/11 08:15 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Who is this Indian dude named Patel ! You been hanging with Cumstains ? :0)
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#519727 - 05/31/11 05:50 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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5 Vegas Cask Strength. 5 Vegas seems to be my favorite cigar maker.
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#519736 - 05/31/11 06:59 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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I had a friend who used to go vacation on some island off of South America close to the equator, The name started with an "M". He went there becasue he liked the resort, the booze was cheap and he could buy cocaine there for 10 to 20 U.S. dollars a gram right on the beach. He also used to get 2 boxes of Cuban cigars and hide them in his girlfriend's luggage to bring home. They were good cigars, IMHO, but I didn't see them being better than some of the higher priced cigars I've tried from local cigar shops around here, except they were contraband. If I had to point out anything special about them was that the taste and pull on the Cuban cigars was consistent right down to a tiny nub. I still don't think you can truly appreciate some cigars with out a glass of good booze.
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#519750 - 05/31/11 08:34 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: Fiend]
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Preferably, Scotch or Bourbon.

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#519807 - 06/01/11 04:48 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Preferably Makers Mark. Although a really good brandy also goes well, around the holidays.

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#533184 - 11/04/11 08:00 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Rocky Patel Decade Torpedo, been resting several months. Good.
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#533231 - 11/05/11 11:54 AM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Had a JM Robusto Reject maduro last weekend while the family was out doing something. I don't usually like dark wrappers, but it was a tasty stick.
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#542635 - 01/31/12 12:46 AM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Cuba Libre
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#542636 - 01/31/12 02:07 AM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Cuba Libre is a beverage, no?

When I have a cigar I like Romeo y Julietta.
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#542646 - 01/31/12 10:12 AM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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It's both. I haven't smoked one in years, but I remember them being pretty tasty.
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#546790 - 03/10/12 09:58 AM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Bump

I'll pretty much smoke anything made by Drew Estates, especially their Acid line.

Also highly recommended, if you want to smoke what Don Draper and Roger Sterling smoked after work is a "candella", a cigar with a light green wrapper. Extremely mild smoke, almost like a cigarette. Perfect for a summer day or golf course.
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#546806 - 03/10/12 11:57 AM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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I love candellas. Bought a box of no name Churchills from Cigar International a few years ago. Tasty as fuck, plus they look tacky as can be. Win- win.

I really like Acid Kubas. They're not sweet, like a lot of flavored smokes.

As for sweets, Las Vegas Cigar Company makes some really tasty one. Bought a robusto that a filthy handed "Cuban" rolled while I watched. They next day I was back for a box. I always keep a few in my Acid humidor.
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#546853 - 03/10/12 04:17 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I love candellas. Bought a box of no name Churchills from Cigar International a few years ago. Tasty as fuck, plus they look tacky as can be. Win- win.

I really like Acid Kubas. They're not sweet, like a lot of flavored smokes.


Definitely can't go wrong with the Kuba's. It's always nice to have a couple on the humidor.
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#546871 - 03/10/12 05:50 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Kubas are definitely my smoke of choice. They'd be at least a twice a week smoke if they were just reasonably priced.
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#547413 - 03/15/12 02:44 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Just bought 3 boxes of 30 each 5 Vegas Gold Nuggets on cigarbid.com for $49.50 each. This is my daily smoke.
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#547414 - 03/15/12 02:46 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Originally Posted By: charin
Just bought 3 boxes of 30 each 5 Vegas Gold Nuggets on cigarbid.com for $49.50 each. This is my daily smoke.

Gonna smoke em' through the butthole?

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#547415 - 03/15/12 02:49 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Get your head out of your ass and do your homework.
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#547416 - 03/15/12 02:51 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Get your head out of your ass and do your homework.

Don't forget to whip out the black leather nazi cap, black tinted aviators and black leather underwear while you are smoking the cigars.

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#547417 - 03/15/12 02:57 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Alex, waht is your major?
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#547418 - 03/15/12 03:15 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Alex, waht is your major?

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#550738 - 04/16/12 03:16 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: Uncle Joe]
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#550739 - 04/16/12 03:20 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Can dried out cigars be rehydrated?
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#550744 - 04/16/12 03:38 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: Steezo]
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#550753 - 04/16/12 04:21 PM Re: Cigar thread [Re: charin]
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Good advice above. They'll never be perfect, but they can still be a pleasant smoke. Slow and steady is the key.
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