Last time I was flying back from Europe, I stuffed the pockets of my cargo shorts with Cuban Cohibas from the Duty Free shop. I'm still enjoying them although they are rapidly drying out, even in a humidor. The guys at customs didn't notice my pockets were stuffed with shit because they were too busy asking me questions about the Greek bouzouki (mandolin) that I was bringing back. They mostly were concerned with whether or not it had real ivory on it. I'm not sure if that's an Alaskan thing or a federal thing, but I guess it's illegal to bring in anything containing ivory.