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#504304 - 02/21/11 07:02 AM April 29th, 2011 is booked
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I was very excited to receive my invitation to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s upcoming marriage ceremony! I would have thought there was someone more qualified to be the official wedding videographer. Guess not.


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#504305 - 02/21/11 05:24 PM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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so theres gonna be a gokkun after the ceremony?i guess they took the meaning of a good source of iron too literally.



where do you find "talent" like this?lake havasu?
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#504306 - 02/22/11 06:34 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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I'm not going to spill the beans at JM Productions by saying that BUTT FUCK BUKKAKE: ROYAL REAMING is locked in. I'm just not going to do that.

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#504307 - 02/22/11 03:35 PM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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What a fucking faggot. Of all the things to photoshop in the world, you invited your Canadian ass to a British wedding. You fucking canucks still love being subservient, don't you? Worse than the niggers.

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#504308 - 02/22/11 03:56 PM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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I am a loyal member of Her Majesty's Commonwealth.
Please note that the Canadian dollar now trades above the US dollar. The Pound is stronger, too.





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#504309 - 02/22/11 05:40 PM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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It's got French on it. Everyone knows the only things that have French on them, that are any good, are bayonets.

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#504310 - 02/23/11 02:42 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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Oh, the pics that can be posted on "bayonets" and "death." I'll hold back.

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#504311 - 02/23/11 05:16 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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Your personal jerk off material, eh?

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#504312 - 02/23/11 08:10 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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This is my personal Jerkoff Material. It is also my wedding gift to the Royal couple.


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#504313 - 02/23/11 08:31 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
have2cit Offline
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The fact that he has attractive talent in his porn and that he actually turns a profit from selling his porn, makes me understand why you must enjoy it.

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#504314 - 02/23/11 10:15 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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Did you mean the Royal "we" instead of "he"?

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#504315 - 02/23/11 10:35 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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Did you mean the Royal "we" instead of "he"?




Unless your name is Mike John or Jules Jordan, no manwhore.

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#504316 - 02/23/11 10:41 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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I am a loyal member of Her Majesty's Commonwealth.
Please note that the Canadian dollar now trades above the US dollar. The Pound is stronger, too.


ireland went from the next big thing to disaster, it'll eventually devalue the pound a bit.

canada's population is small, white and taxes without extending itself developing f-22's. and the nyse and lse don't exist to trainwreck currency in a day.





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#504317 - 02/23/11 11:11 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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Your comments are hotter than that tank, sir. You are on fire!

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#504318 - 02/23/11 11:13 AM Re: April 29th, 2011 is booked
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Quote:

Quote:

Did you mean the Royal "we" instead of "he"?




Unless your name is Mike John or Jules Jordan, no manwhore.




I recently sold 2 copies of SHE IS HALF MY AGE #1, created in 2007. I think that speaks volumes....er, volume. If I had sold any of the others in the series, it would have spoke volumes.

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