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#503869 - 02/06/11 11:26 AM Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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I'm going to go with Green Bay 24 Pit 20.

Every body make a big deal about the 3-4 zone blitz. Well both teams practice against it all the time, so they will be prepared. Game comes down to Pitts beat up O-Line and Packers secondary. Their center is out. Flozell Addams is a sack of shit sitting on saw horses out there. Go straight at him, he'll stop you. Make him move laterally and your chasing Big Ben into a mistake the secondary will capitalize on.

I'm also going with tails on the coin flip and, if Christina Aguilera is reading, over 8.5 seconds she holds the note on "brave" in the Anthem.

Have a happy Super Bowl all.
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#503870 - 02/06/11 11:59 AM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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I'm going with whatever squad the sex offender qb is on.
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#503871 - 02/06/11 01:06 PM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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I can't get the local Fox channel here in the boonies, and my Satellite is not set up for locals, so after TCM's playing of Pride of the Yankees at 8 PM Eastern, I'll join the geriatrics in the clubhouse and see if it's a game or a blowout.
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#503872 - 02/06/11 01:12 PM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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You better run out and pick up a sixer of St Pauli Girl to take to the clubhouse. You know, break the ice a little by sharing an ice cold brew with your new found geriatric comrades. It's just a beer or two for the Super Bowl.

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#503873 - 02/07/11 12:49 AM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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lowering usher down on a chain at halftime- during black history month. (wow)

but at least it wasn't a T-Pain national autotune anthem- and you know thats inevitable. though he couldn't have done much worse than the Aguilera, who was too deeply in love with her own voice and took america deep, way deep till it hit fire. which, great for a backyard bounce-house kiddie event but hardly the kind of thing that gets you anywhere other than blithering ass if god ever squeezed one out status.

it was like she went back in time, kidnapped Lincoln, brought him back and shot him.


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#503874 - 02/07/11 08:55 AM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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I got chills up my spine when Slash came up outta the floor playing the Sweet Child solo. But then, why did Fergie start doing an Axl Rose impersonation? Did she consider that good singing or was it supposed to be a comedy bit?

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#503875 - 02/07/11 09:09 AM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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That sounds a whole lot better than a thrill going up your leg.

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#503876 - 02/07/11 10:04 AM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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Both teams were beat-up from the brutally long NFL season. The greatest game ever played was played a few days after Christmas in 1958. Now the seasons drags on until February and the lords of football want to ADD three weeks to carry the season through the month of February. Football is a brutal fucken game. Even now it has turned into a game of "last man standing", and if the owners get their way it will become even more a test of which playoff team can stitch together a semi-healthy squad.

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#503877 - 02/07/11 11:32 AM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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Did she consider that good singing or was it supposed to be a comedy bit




that question could be asked of the entire performance. but at least the game was watchable and i'm looking forward to headlines that suggest roethlisberger hate fucked some whore against her will after throwing 2 picks and clowning up the last drive.
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#503878 - 02/07/11 12:51 PM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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Roethlisberger did not seem to be himself during that last series of downs. Thought it was very strange at the time. We play the Steelers twice each season and Roethlisberger is usually at his best when the game is on the line. That was definitely out of character. Squealers' fans must still be in a state of shock.

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#503879 - 02/08/11 10:59 AM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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To channel my inner One Line Larry, I'm not saying that the halftime show was bad but the Steelers defensive backs did a better job of covering the Packers wide receivers than Fergie did of covering Sweet Child of Mine. Also if the Steelers had managed to win that they would have had to give the MVP award to the turf for taking out 3/4s of the Packers secondary.
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#503880 - 02/08/11 05:44 PM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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Also if the Steelers had managed to win that they would have had to give the MVP award to the turf for taking out 3/4s of the Packers secondary.




Noticed that as well. For such an event at a USD 1 billion stadium I think I can expect a better pitch. Shame. Enjoyable nevertheless.

When the Steelers started their last drive, I was expecting Roethlisberger to bring it home. He didn't.
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#503881 - 02/09/11 06:53 PM Re: Super Bowl Time- Who You Picking?
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The steelers have bottom tier corners, a manning Brady and now Rogers, I'd include rivers and brees has the CPU and release to just gash dick lebeaus 3/4 with crashing olbs. For me the game was whether the olb tandem would get to his head.
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