fucking "i just killed david lugar by slipping some cascade into his food" is still just awesome. like, totally malicious and arrestable but it'd take someone hundreds of strange attempts before they were a threat to anything but one's digestion of a meal. god, that's why an sat score that's too low for hobart means no voting, there's no way i trust you to understand everything you're doing. so anyone that wants the irs to collect above 30% of what they're allowed to in spirit from me, because i'd rather make it irrevocably entrusted to pay a day school my kid goes to or just not show up as income or capital gains because technically it's not. then i can be charitable on my own, but stiffing hospitals and defaulting on your credit cards is reason to keep money out of the available pool. no hobart admission, no artificial hips for free, nsaids and codeine are cents a day. dish soap and suffrage are too scary.

honestly, she should be celebrated for having the competence so rare in porn to actually do something terminal.

some md should replace jack's mission to use a rudimentary knowledge and license to procure quiet and neat means to the desired end. everyone's using xanax, dish soap, the lid to cans, bottles of their dad's allegra, just the worst ideas ever.

i would suggest a sticky with a table of common, available LD/50's quadrupled assuming even if they procure it asking them to double something is likely preventative in most attempts, just double it for them then double that as 100% is really where the margin for error should start.

but i enjoy the "I took 340mg of diazepam, goodbye world" posts. a day on megadoses of benzos will lead to having no ability to ever recall doing things involving a convenience store then waking up somewhere perplexing and wondering "am i dead? is this heaven?" for a second then realizing they just made flying from LA to Charles de Gaulle a tolerable experience psychopharmacology-wise, but not much more than a weird, cool mega-nap.

but again, you'd need a kevorkian-type to get the mask or mix the iv themselves for porn science ideas not to defeat a table of "shit to eat and drink that'll kill you if you go get x grams of it, no problem".

really, firearms and accidental overdoses are how they die young in most cases, you'd need to literally turn the valve up to "blue whale, 12-hour procedure" on the gas tank in terms of handing them a mask and assuming they'd at least come in contact with enough of it even if baffled by it's function to get one under-to-shutdown pretty aggressively. you'd need to have a hole ready for any iv solution hooked up and saline pushed in already before hooking in and squeezing a good dose of well, lots of shit hitting the bloodstream in a cc of fluid i can think of. so revolvers or supervision of the act if gassing or sticking them are really how to foolproof death for porn girls, no chambering rounds hk p7-style, just double action and no safety in a snubbie, hammerless .357 is hard to fuck up. but arsenic or even chugging prestone's usually going to end up being gout pills or darvocets are going to work their way into things.