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I learned a long time ago:
High Maintenance + Crazy = Stay away no matter how shiny it looks.



Clearly, you haven't, or else you wouldn't be fantasizing about that whore resort of yours.


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Janine needs a father figure - or in your case JB - a grandfather figure.



Heh. Last person to call me grandpa was Flopsy Knox. Congrats, Whorebot. You've reached the ultimate level of suckage.