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I'm just tired of turning the other cheek all the time. I figured I'd launch an attack for a change.




I think you finally got yourself a real live girl (of whatever race.) You started discussing your hobbies and you showed her XPT. She looked at your posting history. She then looked at you with disgust and revulsion.

"What kind of man are you," she demanded. "You gonna let them walk all over you like a bitch?"

She slammed the door on her way out. That night, watching television at 3:00 AM, you saw a commercial for Chia-Testicles™ and decided to grow yourself a pair.

Amirite, Tri?