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#503425 - 01/23/11 05:15 PM
Scene from a home where the porn isn't hidden
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I'm refusing to do absolutely anything today, other than eating Wheat Thins and smoking pot.
The SO has been puttering around and the kid has mainly been dinking in his room.
A little bit ago, she told me he wanted to watch Wallace and Grommet or some such thing. This was impossible because I am watching a do on NatGeo about 9/11 I've already seen a dozen times.
So she sends him down to our room and sets him up with his movie.
She just wandered through and I asked how his movie was doing. She said he got bored with it and she put in one of my discs. The very first thing I thought was "Ava Devine Disc 6?". She smirked for a second anjd said "no, Jada Fire Disc 1".
Ward and June we ain't.
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#503426 - 01/23/11 06:26 PM
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I despise Sandy Duncan and Wheat Thins, but I'd trade your day for mine at the drop of a hat.
BTW: Wallace and Grommet is hilarious if you're baked enough. Pack a bowl and pop in "The Wrong Trousers," and you'll see what I mean.
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#503427 - 01/23/11 07:23 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Maybe you should pick up a set of Wonder Showzen DVDs and you could have something to watch together...
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#503432 - 01/23/11 10:59 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Quote:
my skanky sophomore girlfriend's pussy sauce
what is this sauce, sir, and where might i procure a bottle?
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#503433 - 01/24/11 12:57 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/20/10
Posts: 72
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Grew up in a porn free home. Never got "the talk" but at least dear mom had the grace to leave a copy of "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know.." laying around. On the other hand, my first porn shoot was at age 6. Christmas morning I got my first camera. A Brownie. Parents were sure we would be busy with the presents long enough for them to get it on. Back then "Candid Camera" was popular. So I flung open my parents door and pop went the flash bulb. Moms ankles around dad's ears. My very first picture, evah. Somehow, even though I loaded the film into it myself. Turns out there wasn't any film in it later. 
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#503436 - 01/24/11 09:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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you had her pegged as a blonde haired blue eyed aryan didn't ya?.
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barry
In my best angst- filled teenage voice, with the stink of my skanky sophomore girlfriend's pussy sauce in my beard, I said "I'm not". And that made me the well adjusted feller you see before you.
were you born with that beard?.
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#503439 - 01/24/11 02:29 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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To recap Cameron is a prostitute and Barry has a cabinet in his trailer.
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#503441 - 01/24/11 04:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12931
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Downstairs = Crawl space containing cub scout carcasses.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral 
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#503443 - 01/24/11 05:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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cammerroon keyes: Quote:
Me too..not even an errant Playboy to find. VERY strict Irish Catholic parents.
May I ask you:
1. if your parents died, before you started doing porn?
2. if your parents died after you started doing porn, did they kill themselves or something alike (OD, suicide by cops, etc.) because of your fantastic career move?
3. if they're still alive, do they know you're a walking STD that fucks anybody and anything as long as there's a paycheck involved?
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#503444 - 01/24/11 05:18 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Of course playboy wasn't around her house when she was growing up. The magazine was 20 years from being launched.
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#503448 - 01/26/11 10:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Better
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#503450 - 01/26/11 02:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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If Chuck could walk on his hands he would so he could see all women upside down. Looking good Cam [fanboi moment] ! 
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