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Finding your parents' porn cache is a rite of passage. Finding old editions of "Screw" or "High Society" was more of a sex education than that old, "We need to sit down and have a talk," line ever produced.



My dad always looked for what would today be called "teachable moments". his, for the purposes of the TALK, was someone talking about teen knockup rates on the Mike Douglas Show. There's uncomfortable silence in the living room, until he turns to me in his Barcolounger, the very one I'm sitting in right this moment, and says "you better not be doin' it". Hand to heart. I remember it like it was yesterday. In my best angst- filled teenage voice, with the stink of my skanky sophomore girlfriend's pussy sauce in my beard, I said "I'm not". And that made me the well adjusted feller you see before you.
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