I'm refusing to do absolutely anything today, other than eating Wheat Thins and smoking pot.

The SO has been puttering around and the kid has mainly been dinking in his room.

A little bit ago, she told me he wanted to watch Wallace and Grommet or some such thing. This was impossible because I am watching a do on NatGeo about 9/11 I've already seen a dozen times.

So she sends him down to our room and sets him up with his movie.

She just wandered through and I asked how his movie was doing. She said he got bored with it and she put in one of my discs. The very first thing I thought was "Ava Devine Disc 6?". She smirked for a second anjd said "no, Jada Fire Disc 1".

Ward and June we ain't.