no, take a fucking hammer and marble slab and smash each finger several times, turning his knuckles into fucking shale. then take a 30-dollar benzomatic and fucking hold his fat ass down and turn the knob to full aiming at his eyeballs until they make a bubbly, crispy sound.

he's blind for a good time and can't type.

any problems with this?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits