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" I challenge anyone who takes shots at the woman who chooses to spend her life with me.."

do you know this is funny on two levels? first, because it's not really a sentence. next, because you'll be paying child support in two years, your relationship's half-life has vegas odds roughly the same as uranium-235.
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classy keef, they teach you that at wharton? kellogg? tuck? i hear sloan's got jiu-jitsu classes forming to teach execs armbars when they eat their own feces in the public eye like you are.
some of us aren't really nerds, we're just mean and we smell the stupid on you like dogs do fear.




...tears are rolling down my cheeks right now. I cannot stop fucking laughing...
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock