Flash foward 7 years, do you balding jewish accountant in the midst of a midlife crisis who left his wife and met the girl on the right at a strip club and has had a cash contingent relationship for 3 months prior to this shotgun wedding take crazy star face tattoo girl to be your lawfully wedded wife........




Sean Michaels, the Samuel L Jackson of porn, take that how you will.




Just in case the thin upperlip, rapidly aging face or the (brief) career in porn isn't enough to scare away future boyfriends.




If there is three people in a picture and two of the people in that picture are, Bree Olsen and Pauley Shore and you are the clear cut choice for person who screams I need attention, then you have a serious problem and these issues need to be resolved before you allow your picture to be taken again.




This is how I imagine daburg sees himself in the midst of an upper binge.