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#502935 - 01/13/11 05:06 PM XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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The winner gets a free ride in charin's house over to Panzer's hovel for dinner.

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#502936 - 01/13/11 05:07 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
"Alex, where did you put our trannie porn?"
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#502937 - 01/13/11 05:10 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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"Bah! You made cat for dinner again?!?!?"

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#502938 - 01/13/11 05:35 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
"I wish your mother hadn't focussed so much on toilet training with you."
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#502939 - 01/13/11 05:45 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Am I the only one who suspects that Alex killed his mother which is why he seems to be filling his apartment with more shit than ever before.
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#502940 - 01/13/11 06:10 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA


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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#502941 - 01/13/11 06:21 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Did you say Alex is my SON ???????
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#502942 - 01/13/11 08:53 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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"That is the stuff cousin fucking nightmares are made of."

---Jerkules

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#502943 - 01/14/11 12:42 AM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 08/02/03
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#502944 - 01/14/11 06:55 AM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I never knew Panzer was sired by Danny Aiello. How ironic is it that the highlight of his career was called Do the Right Thing?
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#502945 - 01/14/11 07:26 AM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
^^^^ Sure it isn't Bob Hoskins?



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#502946 - 01/15/11 03:25 AM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 05/06/04
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Production still from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(75) Ebay Buy it Now price:
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#502947 - 01/15/11 07:45 AM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
heh... that must be the side of the family responsible for the asswater fixation. explains alot.
panzer did your grandmother double as the village hot water heater back in the day?.
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#502948 - 01/15/11 06:44 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
shit my papya says.















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#502949 - 01/16/11 01:46 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
by req.


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#502950 - 01/16/11 01:57 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Bravo Mark J
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#502951 - 01/16/11 02:00 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Thanks. This has my vote for winner.

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#502952 - 01/16/11 06:38 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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That one made me laugh out load.
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#502953 - 01/16/11 07:12 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^ Fuck yeah!!! FTW, MJ!
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#502954 - 01/16/11 11:39 PM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

shit my papya says.






Best of the lot right here.


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#502955 - 01/17/11 07:01 AM Re: XPT caption/photoshop Contest
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
that was my pick too cg... you just have to read these with
the rounders teddy kgb voice in your head. brilliant.
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