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#502819 - 01/21/11 02:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I look like a zombie? why because my makeup artist used too light of a foundation on me? get real.
Just a lament of the effects of porn on young women. Maybe it's the drugs, maybe it's the slow ever increasing assault on their human dignity, maybe it's the fact porn whore years are measured in the same time increments as dog years. A time line of photographs can not be denied nor dismissed. Tell yourself what you need to but I wish you only the best anyway.
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#502820 - 01/21/11 02:52 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Fashion tips from Sunny Lane? My dress is BARACCI. Same designer as I wore last year. 99 percent of porn girls don't even know Baracci let alone be able to afford it.
So you can afford clothes from a more expensive designer. That only means that you've guzzled more mope juice than 99% of porn girls. It doesn't mean that you have taste or dignity.
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#502821 - 01/21/11 03:34 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
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I love how Jenna measures her self worth by her ability to afford overpriced crap like designer dresses. It's this very attitude that leads cheerleaders, prom queens, cute Protestant hussies from the Midwest and the like to Los Angeles where they get bukkaked, gangbanged, double penetrated and otherwise humiliated on camera for our viewing pleasure.  Just think of all the young women at the AVN having survived the torture of being forced to endure lusting eyes, awkward pick up lines and even groping from a bunch of smelly Southern hicks, 40 year old virgins,"hobbyists", ghetto blacks that frequent the "adult entrainment" shows for DAYS after spending MONTHS living in Derek Hays "model houses" while spreading their legs for everyone willing to pay their "b/g rate" or "introduction fee" only barely surviving from paycheck to paycheck, always behind on the rent, unable to capture attention of any half-decent man, alone and lonely... Their pretty heads full of thoughts like "I'm better than this I'm NOT A WHORE", "I am not like these stupid bimbos", "Maybe my daddy would forgive me and take me back, I'll make everything right, I'll go back to school..I will I WILL... (sob)", or even "Maybe that weird Lubben person is not THAT bad after all"... But then, in comes THE Jenna fuckin' Haze (her boyfriend Jules is nowhere to be seen, he's busy in a luxury hotel suit sucking dicks of Brazzers' honchos but the girls don't know that) dressed in her BARACCI dress and suddenly they all know they can do it. To hell with dignity, to hell with reason, to hell with everything...they want to be just like her...and they want that pretty, pretty dress. They know they can fucking do it! Just one more ATM, one more painful anal, one more throatfucking, just one more time they will have to endure getting gangfucked by a gang of black thugs, just one more time they will have to play that horrid "stepdaddy molestation" scenario with Dirty Harry...and then they will have it all. The money, the attention, the awards, the BARACCI dress. With this image in their tiny breads, the whores wake up every morning, have their suitcase pimp take them to the set and "SWEET JESUS H. CHRIST ALMIGHTY! IN GAG FACTOR, THOSE WOMEN, THEY TURN THEIR HEADS UPSIDEDOWN! VOLUNTARILY! THEN MEN FUCK THEIR HEADS! GOOD LORD! I CAN'T GET OVER THAT! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!WHY? WHY? WHY?"(Rest in peace simp) Thank you Jenna. Thank you for being such a wonderful example for so many women that degrade themselves and ruin their lives willingly for our perverted viewing pleasure daily in vain hope that their day will come and they will be just like you. We love you Jenna Haze. Please post more often. Also, if you decide to make another movie, other than that crap IR line, please cast Zoe Voss again, that scene in "Legs up Hose down" was fantastic.
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#502822 - 01/21/11 04:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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I love how Jenna measures her self worth by her ability to afford overpriced crap like designer dresses. It's this very attitude that leads cheerleaders, prom queens, cute Protestant hussies from the Midwest and the like to Los Angeles where they get bukkaked, gangbanged, double penetrated and otherwise humiliated on camera for our viewing pleasure.
Just think of all the young women at the AVN having survived the torture of being forced to endure lusting eyes, awkward pick up lines and even groping from a bunch of smelly Southern hicks, 40 year old virgins,"hobbyists", ghetto blacks that frequent the "adult entrainment" shows for DAYS after spending MONTHS living in Derek Hays "model houses" while spreading their legs for everyone willing to pay their "b/g rate" or "introduction fee" only barely surviving from paycheck to paycheck, always behind on the rent, unable to capture attention of any half-decent man, alone and lonely... Their pretty heads full of thoughts like "I'm better than this I'm NOT A WHORE", "I am not like these stupid bimbos", "Maybe my daddy would forgive me and take me back, I'll make everything right, I'll go back to school..I will I WILL... (sob)", or even "Maybe that weird Lubben person is not THAT bad after all"... But then, in comes THE Jenna fuckin' Haze (her boyfriend Jules is nowhere to be seen, he's busy in a luxury hotel suit sucking dicks of Brazzers' honchos but the girls don't know that) dressed in her BARACCI dress and suddenly they all know they can do it. To hell with dignity, to hell with reason, to hell with everything...they want to be just like her...and they want that pretty, pretty dress. They know they can fucking do it! Just one more ATM, one more painful anal, one more throatfucking, just one more time they will have to endure getting gangfucked by a gang of black thugs, just one more time they will have to play that horrid "stepdaddy molestation" scenario with Dirty Harry...and then they will have it all. The money, the attention, the awards, the BARACCI dress.
With this image in their tiny breads, the whores wake up every morning, have their suitcase pimp take them to the set and "SWEET JESUS H. CHRIST ALMIGHTY! IN GAG FACTOR, THOSE WOMEN, THEY TURN THEIR HEADS UPSIDEDOWN! VOLUNTARILY! THEN MEN FUCK THEIR HEADS! GOOD LORD! I CAN'T GET OVER THAT! OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!WHY? WHY? WHY?"(Rest in peace simp)
Thank you Jenna. Thank you for being such a wonderful example for so many women that degrade themselves and ruin their lives willingly for our perverted viewing pleasure daily in vain hope that their day will come and they will be just like you. We love you Jenna Haze. Please post more often.
Also, if you decide to make another movie, other than that crap IR line, please cast Zoe Voss again, that scene in "Legs up Hose down" was fantastic.
Dear God, please don't let me have a daughter.
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#502823 - 01/21/11 04:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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In Jenna's defense, what you guys perceived as the 'zombie' look was because she wasn't looking dead on at the camera. Here's how that happens. There are about 30 photogs shooting you at once on red carpet. I get THE shot because I'm right there, the porn performers know my photography and trust me. I love making people look amazing.
Meanwhile, the other photographers shooting the same shot may or may not get the same thing. A lot of red carpet shooting depends on timing. That 'zombie' look comes from other cameras trying to get their shot when the model is looking at another camera and not theirs.
And Jenna wears Baracci well.
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#502825 - 01/21/11 04:41 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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she even mentioned it herself... she looks pale/something to do with foundation. the red around the eyes doesn't help either. what i keep wondering is why is she even there?. jenna is a big name and has to be set money wise so unless she's getting paid in a big way i don't see the draw for her. 
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#502828 - 01/21/11 05:05 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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It seems like severe delusion is a requirement for being a whore? If only we just had a quarter for each time a whore mouths off about her "achievements" or her future dreams of having a college degree while working on her GED!!!! To be fair though, Jenna has worked her way to being a Madam from a whore, and the world is yet recovering from the shock of that huge step for womankind  Btw, most of us have heard of a Chanel, Quant, Wang, Herrera, YSL and the Gucci's and Armanis of course, but WHO the fuck is this BARRACI? Is it some local place in California where rich but still white trash go so they can feel good about blowing money on a poor man's Cavalli? Lastly, Jenna, nothing personal but if you come here blowing hot air, you're going to get owned because when we catch sight of a woman on a sausage fest forum, we can't help ourselves  . You should prolly stick to ass licking ADT because your fragile ego couldn't handle this place, sweetie. oh and PS - will you ask Jules to shut his faggy mouth when the camera's on? His half formed, bottoming gay voicebox ruins scenes. Thanks
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#502832 - 01/21/11 07:54 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
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I bet most of the males here would love to get Jenna out of that dress. I know I would.
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#502834 - 01/22/11 05:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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^^ Lay down the pipe!!  Say hi to your dwarf for me, will you? Thanks.
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#502835 - 01/22/11 06:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I now remember why I stopped coming on this forum. You guys chase away every hot girl that ever tries to post on here.
No Jenna honey we run off the ugly ones too, but that was a nice, nasty dig at Gia anyway. It takes a thick skin to hang here and not just from the women. Someone as shallow and superficial as you would never last more than a few posts anyway. Best of luck.
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#502836 - 01/22/11 07:35 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Mr. ****** is not a dwarf, rather he is a midget. Are those two legally married or is ****** smart enough not to marry a porn whore?
[Edit: no pornstar names, unless they are already well known]
Edited by zenman (01/22/11 02:02 PM)
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#502838 - 01/22/11 09:47 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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Blowing hot air? I'm just defending myself to you loser assholes (not ALL of you are loser assholes, i.e. Gia, Gonzo420 and a few others) who have nothing better to do than talk shit about girls you could never have in real life. I now remember why I stopped coming on this forum. You guys chase away every hot girl that ever tries to post on here.
As I have said many many times before I DON"T DO DRUGS OTHER THAN WEED. These retarded pictures you are posting with your added effects of drug use are bullshit. Everyone knows I am against hard drugs & 100 percent for herbal. My last name is HAZE for a fucking reason. If I look tired in pictures ever it's because I work 24/7 on my company, my website and my touring. (I have my own production company that I direct, produce and perform for. I have no investors. I also run a website, attend signings, conventions & events as well as have a full time feature dancing career. name one other girl who does ALL of these things on her own. Fuck I even write the back of my box covers myself.)
Now go back to your insignificant boring lives where you have nothing better to do than talk shit about people you don't know and have never done a thing to deserve your animosity.
All of you are so miserable in your lives it's pathetic. You hate your lives and yourself so much you have to go and try to spread it to other people.
I am extremely happy and successful. Go try to bring someone else down to your level. I am a STRONG woman & a good person and all your crap just makes me that much stronger and makes me work that much harder. Go ahead build me up.. because all you are doing is bringing more attention to me. I have never said one bad thing about anyone on here, so remember karma is a bitch.... :-)
On that note I will go back to ADT where they actually treat women with respect.
Peace.
Awwwwww, did ya forget your meds again today, Jen? Sweetie, around here you gotta earn our love and throwing your toys out of the pram expecting us to pick them up is NOT helping your cause. Threatening to continue hanging out at ADT where mods that work at Krogers in the nights and spend the morning kissing your ass, doesn't move us to tears either, Jen.
As for never having "hot girls" like you - there's something not quite right about that because you PAY men to fuck YOU and/or also do "privates" for sucker fanbois. Now, why would we want a "hot" girl like that when less mileage whores are available for those into escorts?
And you did come here fobbing off about designer wear. Here's a hint sweetie - next time you want to froth at the mouth about designer wear, try dropping the name of Ferre or Missoni or something that we've actually heard of.
Now, you may wish to run back to ADT where that morbidly obese mod who works at Krogers can lick your boots and fluff up your princess attitude again.
You shouldn't throw a hissy fit when someone's winding you up, princess 
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#502839 - 01/22/11 10:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Give her a break. Poor girl is in Philly this weekend, freezing her lil fanny off. Sitting around, getting baked up in a motel room, so damn bored that she decided to come on here and see what the unwashed are up to. She should bake up and go to the Please Touch Museum.
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#502840 - 01/22/11 10:24 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Philly? What's up with that? Baked in Philly? Catch a cab and go to Tony Luke's.
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#502841 - 01/22/11 11:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I think its this weekend she dancing at 3 locations of Club Risque.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#502842 - 01/22/11 12:09 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Busy little beaver. Lotsa Philly phanbois ready to give her their money.
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#502843 - 01/23/11 07:41 PM
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i'm surprised we haven't felt the wrath of gonzo420 yet.
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#502858 - 01/26/11 10:36 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Jenny Hendrix is the most fuckable, while Lisa Ann wins the celebrity look-alike prize (Sarah Palin).
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#502861 - 01/26/11 11:24 AM
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#502865 - 01/26/11 04:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^ But Jenna's crack is !
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