Winner, winner, chicken diner! There it is!

Monica, I don't want to fuck you (nor do I intend to do so in the future), I'm not watching your webtv-thingies (nor do I intend to do so in the future), I haven't read your book (nor do I intend to do so in the future) and I most certainly don't want to spend any money (real or fake) on you (nor do I intend to do so in the future).
But,


















could you please ask your family to send me your dead body? Thanks!