Tritone, I don't know about you but lazy eyes are not a turn on for me.

Besides, Monica's attitude is utterly repulsive and that makes her totally unattractive to me.

She's all yours and I would be happy to send you my cheque book from the bank where I closed my account.

Also, I do not like to spend time with crazy people who have quit taking their medicine.

So pretty much I would be all over her if she were not black, did not have a lazy eye, and also didn't think that sitting at home using the computer is some kind of insult. Oh and the whole "you want to fuck me but you can't" thing. Apparently I can fuck her and pay with a useless cheque at that. So I can fuck her for free! So can you!

If she goes back on her meds we'll talk about this again.

Also, I tend to try to fuck people who I respect. Monica is not respectable.