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#502581 - 01/13/11 07:28 PM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Forget it Tritone. From the pictures posted of you, your skin-tone is too dark for Monica. Unless you have a $1,000.00 embossed/engraved money order. (No longer accepts checks).
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#502582 - 01/13/11 09:36 PM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Zip Coon
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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Forget it Tritone. From the pictures posted of you, your skin-tone is too dark for Monica. Unless you have a $1,000.00 embossed/engraved money order. (No longer accepts checks).
LOL. That guy was not me. It was some sick joke by Mopez.
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#502584 - 01/14/11 05:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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^^ Barry ftw! Quote:
Ohhhhh must be that little issue with your abdominal area No worries - your personality outshines that problem in the real world - I suppose...
What little issue do you mean? There's an abundance too choose from in case of cammerroon.
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#502585 - 01/14/11 08:17 AM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Monica's a fiiine looking woman I think !
Edited by backdoorman (01/14/11 08:19 AM)
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#502587 - 01/14/11 08:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Thumbs up on both !
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#502590 - 01/14/11 11:25 AM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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According to IAFD Cameron has done more scenes than you. And at 19 scenes you aren't exactly popular yourself.
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#502591 - 01/14/11 11:29 AM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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No matter how much you polish a turd, it will always be a turd. Monica Foster is a turd.
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#502596 - 01/14/11 07:45 PM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Anonymous
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You have major jealousy issues with me Cameron. You always have.
I thought that was gellussy? 
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#502598 - 01/14/11 07:58 PM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Anonymous
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If you'd like to get technical here lets go.
Considering that it's fact that a white women in the American Porn industry the majority of the time will automatically receive more bookings (and I'll be kind and say only twice as many bookings though in reality we know it's more) than a black woman, then using that ratio (2:1), I outrank Cameron.
So you're saying you're 3/5 of a pornwhore???
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#502599 - 01/14/11 07:59 PM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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If it makes you feel better Monica, we all acknowledge that you are a bigger whore than Cameroon.
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#502602 - 01/14/11 09:15 PM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
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According to IAFD Cameron has done more scenes than you. And at 19 scenes you aren't exactly popular yourself.
If you'd like to get technical here lets go.
Considering that it's fact that a white women in the American Porn industry the majority of the time will automatically receive more bookings (and I'll be kind and say only twice as many bookings though in reality we know it's more) than a black woman, then using that ratio (2:1), I outrank Cameron.
According to IAFD Cameron has shot a total of 20 titles since 2006.
According to IAFD I have shot 19 since 2008 (and am no longer currently an active talent).
This means that Cameron had 2 years prior to me to have surpassed my "scene quantity" substantially, yet she didn't.
If she was my "equal" as a performer, she'd have actually have about 80 titles listed on IAFD. (that's using the equation of a consistent 10 titles per year and then multiply that by 2 considering her ethnicity opposed to mine).
Now of course one could argue - well IAFD isn't accurate - Cameron has worked more than that. Well that could be true, but it's true in my case too being that I have a number of scenes out there that have never been listed on IAFD.
I'm sorry to have to go where I'm going with this, but at this point, this argument is beyond silly considering that I've been in award nominated and WINNING adult movies where as Cameron - has not. At least not yet - things could change.
IAFD is far from accurate since they dont include internet scenes. I've done over 100 scenes. And magazines, including an upcoming issue of Hustler.
And some things I have been in HAVE been nominated. Not me personally...just like YOU havent been nominated personally Monica. Have you?Have you been to the AVNs? Would the big names..Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane, Lexington Steele, etc...know who you are if they met you or heard your name? A few would know me...and that wasnt even my intention.
Sorry hon. I know it kills you that yet again a WHITE chick is happier and more successful then you. But I am. I had an awesome time and a great run in porn. And when I got bored doing it full time, I got a great "real" job that I love. I have a fabulous marriage and the best friends a girl could ask for. And I have my work in rescue. Outside of winning 200 million in the lottery (lol) I really couldnt ask for anything more.
I'm sorry you have a crap life. I really am. But your ugly attitude isnt going to get you anywhere except further down. And the crazy you spout...well thats just a time bomb nobody wants. Nobody wants to deal with Desi Jr which is totally what you have become.
Have fun being hateful though. Its all about race. Not at all about the things you have brought on yourself. Keep playing that card and see how far it gets you.
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#502603 - 01/14/11 09:27 PM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Maybe Monica can move up in the world and get stiffed by a washed up over the hill football player next.
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#502605 - 01/14/11 11:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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It's truly amazing that Desi, Jr. has gotten as "far" as she has considering the way the industry holds down women of colour. I mean, has anyone seen a Jada Fire scene in a while? And Ava Devine never got any work, all because of her skin colour. As sparkling as Desi, Jr.'s personality seems to be, she was able to overcome it all to become a titan in the biz.
How nice it must be to have a built in excuse for your failures. "I'm a poor little picaninny that no one likes cuz the White man's holding me down". Your toxic personality has nothing at all to do with it.
God, we're all so jealous, Desi, Jr.
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#502606 - 01/15/11 12:05 AM
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picaninny
Point of order: I'm not big on racial epithets (despite what chuck thinks) but I'm partial to picaninny. Go to virtually any supermarket in Brooklyn if you want to know why.
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#502608 - 01/15/11 01:35 AM
Re: Lenny Dykstra Now Accused Of Sexual Assault
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I'm actually really partial to black girls, in my porn tastes and RL. I mentioned Jada because I really like her look and her style. She has the curves that you say look bad on Cameron. What I'm saying is that I seek out scenes with blacks girls and have a certain familiarity with who's who among the black girls in the business. And truth be told, I never would've had any idea who you were had you not posted here. I don't know what that says aabout your "drawing power", but as a fan I've never heard of you beyond here.
The whole jealousy thing you throw out is not only ghetto, but it's junior high. Sometimes folks don't like other folks. Plain and simple. And most people can accept that. But it's the lower class, along with the immature, that are unable to accept that someone disliking might be any fault of their own. So they have to throw out "hater" and "jealous". It makes you look silly and stupid.
How exactly was Cam jealous of Mom Desi? Tell us what you've heard. You make these silly blanket allegations, that are going to bring Heaven down, but you never follow through with details. Was Cam jealous of Desi's no-chin? Her ugly hipbone tattoo? The daughter whose coattails she could ride on? The unnamed cabal that was hunting Desi to silence her before she blew the lid off the industry? Desi's inability to get a checking account or figure out how bus schedules worked? Tell us, Oh Learned One, exactly what of the gigantic trainwreck that is Diana anyone would be jealous of?
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#502610 - 01/15/11 04:22 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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So now you're pretending you're from the ghetto Monica? You know you can't say one sentence in Ebonics if your life depended on it.
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#502612 - 01/15/11 04:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I'm not a fan of Cameroon but at least she looks like a human female. Monica looks like a transsexual baboon with lazy eyes.
I bet Monica's own parents would rather have Cameroon over for dinner than their daughter the hooker.
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#502613 - 01/15/11 05:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Monica, as one of porn's top black models, would you consider Taryn Thomas as being 'black'?
Btw, I think everyone is a 'winner' in this thread. Except Monica and cammerroon. One uppity porn failure accusing another uppity porn failure of being uppity.
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#502614 - 01/15/11 06:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Oh no "Barry", I'm "ghetto and immature". Um...have you not ever attended a porn party or event? Who exactly to you think makes up 90% of the porn industry? The upper class and mature?
I'm embracing my ghetto roots and immaturity at this stage 
Stop being so angry and enjoy yourselves a bit more.
Also why are there so many women under male aliases here along with people who are anti-porn yet pretending to be "fans" posting here and on the other forum of which I will not mention?
oh and "Barry": don't insult Jada by comparing her bodytype to someone of lesser muscle tone and proportion 
So, you're embracing ghetto and immaturity at what, 40 or something?. That's oh, so attractive. I was under the impression that you were an intellectual, what with your books, your webcam, your blogs, your 1000 roses per hour conversation. No, dear. You can't be intellectual and ghetto at the same time.
I don't know what women posing as men you're talking about. What "other" board, that you won't name? The cabal of evil white men that out to get you and Mom Desi? Of course you won't name it, because you're bluffing. That's what you and Mom Des do. Just more psycho talk, I spose.
How was I insulting Cam or Jada? I figure this one's above your head, you being a fool and all. You're the one who shot on Cameron for being curvey. Was just pointing out that Jada has curves too. I can see how you could see it as an insult. I just forgot to look at it through your eyes, they eyes of a psycho.
It's funny, Momica, how stick broads like you hate women who have curves. Jealousy, thy name be Momica.
Can you try one more time to let us know how Cameron is jealous of Mom Desi? Try to focus, dear. I know you like the box wine, but try to stay with us on this.
Love your finger shot. Typical ghetto loser. You yell the loudest then say "fuck off". That means you win. If only the world outside your room worked that way.
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#502616 - 01/15/11 06:38 AM
Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be.
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Did Bree Olson deliver a racist rant, too?
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#502617 - 01/15/11 06:42 AM
Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Monica: Show us yer tits!
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#502621 - 01/15/11 07:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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32. Yeah. In dog years, msybe.
Only a no class loser could put the words "ghetto" and "fabulous" together and think it meant something positive. How proud your middle class folks must be.
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#502624 - 01/15/11 08:04 AM
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i hope you mean monica and cam and not berry?. no berry wrestling scenes please...just putting that out there.
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#502625 - 01/15/11 08:25 AM
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Anonymous
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But Lou, he's a lean, mean fighting machine:
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#502629 - 01/15/11 04:35 PM
Re: Taryn can be black if she wants to be.
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Monica is the one who is jealous. Deep down she resents being black and she is jealous that white women are assigned a higher dollar value. Even most black men would choose a fat less than attractive white girl over Monica. Monica knows this and its eats at the center of her ego. No matter what she does, how hard she tries or how much she lies to herself and everyone around her she knows she will always be 2nd rate or worse goods.
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#502632 - 01/15/11 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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monica thinks barry = shelley lubben 
wow! check it
Fucking priceless. You know, some Saturday mornings I come home from work, totally wiped out and in the pits of depression. Exhausted, crabby, pissed at myself for having no ambition. Then I read something like this and, well, I realize that I'm making a difference. I dare say I've gotten under her skin (her poor black skin that holds her down) better than I did with Desi. And with Desi, I put some effort into it. The truth can be told now that I was one of her gentleman callers on her webcast. God, remember that train wreck? Anyhoo, I was a Kiwanis member from Ohio, Illinois...somewhere in flyover country. And I wanted her to come to my club to speak about those filth merchants that were stealing our daughters innocence. All expenses paid, of course.
But this peach of a retard...wow. I can see how she would think I was Lubben. I've had such good things to say about her. But that's part of my master plan, no? I've been on here for however long, doing my little Barry gimmick that I do. Dumping on Desi. Bitching about the Admins having jellyspines because they surrender so quickly to anyone who looks at them sideways. Dumping on Lubben when the chance came up. The escapades with Coke (God I miss that poor bastard...I'm dumpin' a 40 on the ground in your memory, Homie). Challenging Ivory to a duel. Pouring out my heart on the Tucson thing. Yeah. It was all part of my grande scheme that culminated in me, Shelley Lubben, hurting Momica Foster's feelings. A fucking evil genius am I.
So, my secret is out. Your turn, Momica. Name the names or gtfo.
Fucking priceless.
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