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#502390 - 01/09/11 12:47 PM
What if there was a porn show in Vegas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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and nobody came?
Seriously, isn't the AVN show this week? And we've seen nor heard a word about it. I don't think anyone is covering it but Gram Ponante.
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#502391 - 01/09/11 01:31 PM
Re: What if there was a porn show in Vegas
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
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I was thinking the same thing. They moved it to the Palms, off the strip. Before long it'll be at Sam's Club or in Reno. I haven't been since the last year of the Sands/Venetian, back when it was fun.
God, I miss Ashley, Missy, Haley, that idiot fake Ausie Jew, the real Jew that bought his site, Hillary, Da Burg, Miami Dolphin tats, Leah, Gen, Genesis, Seymore, the porn pirate, Max, whores doing the fish at the Circle Bar, Brandon, Anabolic/Diabolic, World Modeling, the drunk ms. Randall, Gigi, Melissa Lauren, PSK and creating fake industry creds so we could walk the AEE floor without the unwashed masses. It was fun, but I fear the tube sites and prosecutions have wrung all the fun and money from selling pussy...oh well.
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#502393 - 01/09/11 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I just visited Gene Ross's site adultfyi.com. There I read that a girl named Tori Black has won female performer of the year for the second year in a row.
The search feature here finds absolutely no mention of "Tori Black" on XPT.
Things are definitely out of sorts.
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#502394 - 01/09/11 05:09 PM
Re: What if there was a porn show in Vegas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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I know for sure that there's a picture of Tori Black somewhere on the board. I didn't even know who she was, when I saw the picture, but she looked pretty damned hot. Gia was kind enough to inform me that the woman in question was Tori Black.
On topic: Isn't our wanna-be big-shot-in-a-wheelchair there to impress the uneducated with his 'Harvard' degree?
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#502395 - 01/09/11 05:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Lou pm'd and told me he got two pages of search results. I still got nothing. I went to search and typed in literally everything that follows the letter "d" in this last word "Tori Black"
I searched all forums for all time. No hits.
Oh well.
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#502396 - 01/09/11 05:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Well, Tori Black is just another beautiful girl who gets fucked on film for money. That's all there's to know. Lou probably searched for 'black', without 'tori'.
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#502401 - 01/10/11 10:31 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Quote:
what if there was a porn board, and nobody posted?
sign of the times my man.
Quoted for truth.
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#502402 - 01/11/11 11:45 PM
Re: What if there was a porn show in Vegas
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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avn's expo is essentially the same as if detroit proper rented space for promoting and networking. a few big companies will be there with their contract girls and such, but it's a burned-out hulk of an industry(the silverdome went for half a million, that would have been the coolest thing to have had an idea it'd sell for what a bedroom apt. in boston, ny or sf sells for, the city would allow shit like bear-beating and homeless blacks to fight with tridents and shit if the tax base gained something) back to porn, i'm excited to see what the smell of malaria and decay looks like, the smiles on the whores, the fans that can't justify the money this year and can't keep track of the girls anymore after half a decade of 4-month careers and euro=bots that get replaced like when sharks break a tooth off and they've got five backups ready to take it's disposable place.
wow teagan! guys in sweatpants bearing watches didn't give the impression of charging their trip to mecca and wearing cheap clothing to their "moment". that herd's thinned-out to ones that aren't something bad away from not being able to pay for where they sleep and drive with insurance, fix a cavity, and realize what interest rates above 15% looks like after a year of minimum payments and a lot of them might be near double that. keeping the lights on's a priority now and fuck it, porn's all free today thanks to bandwidth being astronomically-higher than 2003 when dial-up still had double-digits in the market share of people on the web. hell, those adt guys who spent six grand on 30-dollar ripoff dvd's that they couldn't sell at a yardsale for a quarter aren't buying tar in ten-dollar increments anymore to get their sex-addict fix for the day, they get a bottle of 80mg oxycontin pills for their knee replacement now for 5 bucks at cvs every month now that comcast is a turnstile to a world of free porn whether you're savvy enough to hunt ant peck in ie and let flash be your new adultdvdempire or you're filling stacks of 2tb drives 24/7 and getting all the advertised bandwidth you paid for. they won't be there in numbers, dvsx won't either along with shitloads of folded-up commercial loans for can't miss dreams of basically assitant restaurant managers looking to outstrip their intended caste in life following a goldrush.
i'll never see germany in mid-44 with kids flying me109's after three solo flights and the terrifying wolfpacks being mass graves of crab-eaten krauts with exceptions just waiting to stop being lucky. but there was drinking and dancing in the bunkers the b-17's tried to provide the bass-response for nightly. aee's in about that timeframe of the jew-killer's effort, still food and an attempt by the big names to speak with positive conviction that shit's fine when there's half the number of companies left to rent a booth and avn's never been anything but dishonest mike ramones with his ss-boots putting out any viable information unless you believed the 10 billion number or stalin and the allies weren't turning your nation into rubble and the trained army being dead and replaced by 14-year olds when the thing started. it's fucking beautiful, fishbein and hitler seperated only by circumcision. just pretending the downfall's not ever-approaching while they gassed their brightest or ripped off sweatpants guys and published a comic book slicker than a good late-30's rally of a country of total pussies pretending they're not programmed to cross that river and sack shit every hundred years. they'll do something horrible again, caesar knew what germans do, we know what avn does. they just can't afford facilities to gas the blacks that get aids from porn or the competent people to identify the aids-ridden enemies of the positivity=porn faggot escorts edit after kylie ireland's husband fenced the fucking computers his writers were bought and it's cool because monkeys can edit the thing and editors changing isn't like aids=ridden black men spreading disease to runaways while a former junkie with a non-competitive degree calls herself "dr." without a hint of shame testing people for the "cold" tricia and john act like they have. their genetic code's under a retrovirus' control and it's coded differently than before and it's not going to stop until the wrong taug's get fired off and they cough and the power goes out without any of john having the dignity to be a homosexual with aids that hurls himself out a window like ed harris in the hours. he fucked a man and got aids and made a show in vegas, that's a sickening lie to live marrying and siring children destined to bury their parents in shame early, hopefully their prom weekend.
b-luke didn't have disposable income in the days when he still was associated with pre-poverty porn and gene's renting somewhere and not really one facile with re-arranging his site's appearance and i'd assume a check for a banner's a month late it's just too much of a headache for gene to remove the thing with any degree of expediency. it's still worth it to run ads for absurd lowball numbers now because it's money coming in.
so nobody's got any money who's writing about the industry, a plane ticket and even a hundred bucks a night for a room and being able to crush bread and water daily is rent for the month. and showing up doesn't really mean they're getting any increase in money for going there
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#502404 - 01/12/11 07:37 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/20/10
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Apple figured if it cost more than 99 cents, no one would buy a download. Many don't, even for that price, but they still make bank and their stock is up to new highs and they are worth more than Microsoft now. http://techcrunch.com/2010/05/26/apple-microsoft-market-cap-2/A bottle of water or a cup of coffee costs more than getting a nut.
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