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#502306 - 01/08/11 07:48 PM I Tipped
Uncle Joe Offline
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I was visiting my grandparents today and whenever I visit them I always bring a box full of fried chicken wings with me as a lunch for myself. I but the chicken with at a Kennedy Fried Chicken joint that is next to their building. So, today I go in this place and choose 20 wings for $17.00. The Mexican guy behind the counters tell me that I will have to wait 25 minutes, so I say no and ask for 10 wings. As the guy starts to put the in the box, I start to watch him closely so he does not rip me off with 9 wings instead of 10. But this time he went over the 10 wings and put in 13 wings and 1 drum, I can't believe my eyes and because of the excitement I paid him $8.75 PLUS $1.00 tip into his plastic deli container that has a slid in the lid. As soon I walk out of this joint I feel very good about the tip but 4-5 seconds down the road I start to feel bad, and my mood drops down and I realized that I made a big mistake about leaving the tip of $1.00. I even had the feeling of going back to the place and demanding the money back, but I dropped-off this unrealistic idea and went to the old folks' apartment. As soon I entered the place, I opened the box and started to count the chicken wings, and to my enjoyment there were in-fact 13 wings and 1 drum all for the price of 10 wings plus $1.00 which I WILL NEVER TIP ANYMORE IN THE FUTURE!!!

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#502307 - 01/08/11 07:51 PM Re: I Tipped
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No way am I reading all that. I can tell you really didn't tip by how longwinded that was.
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#502308 - 01/08/11 07:55 PM Re: I Tipped
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No way am I reading all that. I can tell you really didn't tip by how longwinded that was.



I tipped. I really did. Why would I lie?

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#502309 - 01/08/11 07:57 PM Re: I Tipped
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I was visiting my grandparents today




You live with your grandprents.


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Kennedy Fried Chicken




That's FAIL even by ghetto standards.

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#502310 - 01/08/11 08:02 PM Re: I Tipped
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I was visiting my grandparents today




You live with your grandprents.


Quote:

Kennedy Fried Chicken




That's FAIL even by ghetto standards.




Nah, I only visit them. Kennedy Fried Chicken is really good, I prefer it over KFC and over Popeye's. I like how is more crispy than the meaty. I also took photos of the grandparents' place, which I will post soon in another post. I like how they made their apartment "Soviet-style" here in the States.

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#502311 - 01/08/11 08:05 PM Re: I Tipped
Anonymous
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Nah, I only visit them.




Yeah, and you don't watch all those tranny vids you bought, either.


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I also took photos of the grandparents' place, which I will post soon in another post.




I'm warning you now, you'd better be fucking clothed in them.

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#502312 - 01/08/11 10:34 PM Re: I Tipped
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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I was visiting my grandparents today and whenever I visit them I always bring a box full of fried chicken wings with me as a lunch for myself. I but the chicken with at a Kennedy Fried Chicken joint that is next to their building. So, today I go in this place and choose 20 wings for $17.00. The Mexican guy behind the counters tell me that I will have to wait 25 minutes, so I say no and ask for 10 wings. As the guy starts to put the in the box, I start to watch him closely so he does not rip me off with 9 wings instead of 10. But this time he went over the 10 wings and put in 13 wings and 1 drum, I can't believe my eyes and because of the excitement I paid him $8.75 PLUS $1.00 tip into his plastic deli container that has a slid in the lid. As soon I walk out of this joint I feel very good about the tip but 4-5 seconds down the road I start to feel bad, and my mood drops down and I realized that I made a big mistake about leaving the tip of $1.00. I even had the feeling of going back to the place and demanding the money back, but I dropped-off this unrealistic idea and went to the old folks' apartment. As soon I entered the place, I opened the box and started to count the chicken wings, and to my enjoyment there were in-fact 13 wings and 1 drum all for the price of 10 wings plus $1.00 which I WILL NEVER TIP ANYMORE IN THE FUTURE!!!




You really are stealing oxygen from those who deserve it with every breath you take.
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#502313 - 01/08/11 11:12 PM Re: I Tipped
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did you give them an enema or play with their colostomy bags at least?
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#502314 - 01/09/11 06:54 AM Re: I Tipped
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Kennedy Fried Chicken




Where exactly is this fine establishment located? Colonel Sander's Vineyards? Nanbucket?
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#502315 - 01/09/11 07:06 PM Re: I Tipped
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Kennedy Fried Chicken




Where exactly is this fine establishment located? Colonel Sander's Vineyards? Nanbucket?



"Kennedy Fried Chicken was named after U.S. President John F. Kennedy, "just because Afghans like him a lot". During the 1980s and 90s, many of the same restaurants have opened across New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Maryland and several other states. Some of them even opened in the West Coast, in California. Their total number is roughly estimated to be approximately 1,000.

For the most part the restaurants share the same concept, if not the same menus. In addition to fried chicken, they also offer fried fish, hot wings, short ribs, shrimp, burgers, pizza, beef patties on coco bread, all sorts of sandwiches and heroes, fries, corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, onion rings, sweet potato pies and a variety flavors of ice cream for desserts.

Food at many of the inner-city restaurants is served from behind bulletproof glass. Its specialties are the deep-fried chicken (described as "not too dry or too soggy"). Given its inner-city roots, chicken and food is quite often ordered a la carte. The menu provided with takeout and delivery orders does not include all the restaurant's offerings, which are usually posted on its walls with accompanying large color photographs of the actual items.

The restaurants are traditionally owned and operated mostly by Afghan Americans but are not formally connected, although their menus and prices are similar.[2] This lack of centralized control has posed huge problems for KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) in New York. Since the 1990s, Kentucky Fried Chicken has tried to enforce trademark rules against the restaurants, which often use the "KFC" abbreviation and have been known to decorate their restaurants in red and white colors, similar to that of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Some recently established Fried Chicken restaurants are owned by other American people.

Due to the tendency of these restaurants to appear in inner-city locations, Kennedy Fried Chicken is often referred to as "ghetto chicken" by its customers in a humorous or derogatory manner."

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#502316 - 01/09/11 07:12 PM Re: I Tipped
Anonymous
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Where exactly is this fine establishment located? Colonel Sander's Vineyards? Nanbucket?




Chappachicken.

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#502317 - 01/10/11 08:08 AM Re: I Tipped
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Panzer dumped the bones off a bridge.
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#502318 - 01/10/11 08:32 AM Re: I Tipped
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The restaurants are traditionally owned and operated mostly by Afghan Americans




That explains why the onion rings totally double as a tourniquet.
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#502319 - 01/21/11 02:50 AM Re: I Tipped
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