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1. I actually am an authorized DMCA agent. You know how I got that title? A copyright holder aurhorized me.



Just WOW!
He Lou, you want to be the authorized DMCA agent for a few of my products? PM me!


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5. My reputation in this business speaks for itself. Over 13 years of service where I've been jailed 11 times,



I know sailors who have fared better.


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Now I work, tirelessly I should add, to offer an inexpensive service to the copyright holders who produce the movies you all know and love.



If you still have time to post here, you're obviously not working hard enough. Come on, Nate, I see room for improvement.
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The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.