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#501433 - 12/19/10 07:45 PM The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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Merry Christmas from the Kartrashians

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#501434 - 12/19/10 08:07 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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scott had the bateman vibe going wayyy before that shoot.
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#501435 - 12/19/10 08:11 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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Entire family needs the Duke Skywalker treatment....a GhettoGhagaggers christmas.
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#501436 - 12/19/10 08:20 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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Why is Michael Jordan in this picture?
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#501437 - 12/19/10 08:25 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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#501438 - 12/20/10 09:42 AM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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Looks like an old Dynasty promo shot. Only the folks on Dynasty accually did things.
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#501439 - 12/22/10 09:58 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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fuck! there is a nigger trying to kill them

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#501440 - 12/24/10 10:08 AM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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#501441 - 12/24/10 11:43 AM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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Actually it's : This is the last time I invite a bunch of pretentious crackers and their skanky white trash whores to my crib !
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#501442 - 12/27/10 06:52 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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Looks like an old Dynasty promo shot. Only the folks on Dynasty accually did things.




That was exactly what I was thinking...
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#501443 - 12/27/10 09:34 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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Quote:

Looks like an old Dynasty promo shot. Only the folks on Dynasty accually did things.




That was exactly what I was thinking...




You could cut the pretention with a knife.
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#501444 - 12/28/10 01:10 AM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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scott had the bateman vibe going wayyy before that shoot.






yeah he looks real comfortable there. out to lunch but in the zone. when you're a sociopath or a psychopath, because you don't have any conscience and you don't have any feelings, you're not exactly sure how to act at all times, especially in social situations. and so types like scott are always looking to make sure they have control of the situation. and control of the situation would be responding the right way, and sometimes, its controlling the people in the situation.

if i was Kourtney i would invest in one of those chainmail suits that they use for shark feeding and just wear that to bed every night and not make a big deal out of it, because those guys can kill a person and they can stab a person as casually and with as much emotion as you and i would have padding our mouth dry with a napkin and cutting a steak. as it is every time she laughs a little too loud she risks winding up hanging upside-down, gutted and her blood drained.


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#501445 - 12/28/10 10:28 AM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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^^^^^ The resemblence between him asnd Bale in American Psycho is just creepy. I kept kind of focusing on him because he seemed "wrong", but I wasn't sure why.
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#501446 - 12/28/10 10:38 AM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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The nigger is the most likable one in that photo.


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Merry Christmas from the Kartrashians

michael k rulez!!!




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#501447 - 12/28/10 12:44 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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You gotta admit that Jenner is really rocking that Crypt Keeper look. Why is it, with all the forward leaps in modern medicine, that people who get plastic surgery look like they had work done?
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#501448 - 12/28/10 01:38 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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^^^^^ The resemblence between him asnd Bale in American Psycho is just creepy. I kept kind of focusing on him because he seemed "wrong", but I wasn't sure why.




trumps kid is going for the same look but for all the wrong reasons.
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#501449 - 12/28/10 01:41 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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What are the right reasons?
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#501450 - 12/28/10 02:39 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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i think the point is you don't choose the beast, it chooses you. which is why when we open up the paper in a few years the court transcript we'll read will be from scott's trial, not trump's kid.

"When I shoved Kourtney from the car, she was still talking. I can still see her falling backwards on to the freeway and her mouth still moving on about some house she saw in, uh, La Cañada. That's right. Our children witnessed their mother's death at 90MPH on the Grapevine portion of Interstate 5. And until you've gone through it you can't understand how god damn liberating it is.

I (am) sorry. I'm sorry this has turned into The Spanish Inquisition, and I'm sorry I've had to hire a lawyer."



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#501451 - 12/29/10 02:57 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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The nigger is the most likable one in that photo.


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Merry Christmas from the Kartrashians

michael k rulez!!!









that ho sit on the bottom have 4 heads?

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#501452 - 12/29/10 06:26 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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That's one beautiful family. Kim K. Good god, look at that hourglass.

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#501453 - 12/31/10 11:06 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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I have this wierd feeling that Gia spent at least a good 45 minutes masturbating to this picture...

'SO... MUCH...COUTURE!!! GAH!!!!'

Oh... and Kim Kardashian may be a shallow fame whore, but if there's a hotter woman on the planet right now I don't know who it would be. She makes Megan Fox look frumpy and cheap and she makes Jolie look bony and wierd. Neat trick.
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#501454 - 12/31/10 11:45 PM Re: The Kardashian Christmas Crad
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^^^^ I agree about Kim Kardashian. She has an incredible facial bone structure and a body that just won't quit. Not sure what happened to those monkey looking sisters of hers. You would think that at least some of the good genetics would've gotten to them.

My dog makes Jolie look bony and weird. Did you see her in Salt? Totally impossible to believe that stick figure could be so kick ass.
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