I hope the job was too good to pass up, and not that Brandon has been tubed out of business. Or maybe he finally met a girl worth marrying and getting a green card?

You'll be missed Brandon, from Starfish and Honeypots to being able to take an onslaught of grief from this board with a smile.

You should have a retirement party. Take that couch out to the desert and burn it while drinking with friends and whores. Douse it with gasoline and have Gia light a fart to start the blaze.