You cannot run away from your own legs.
You cannot digest your own stomach.
You cannot swallow your own throat.
You cannot wash soap. How you gonna wash soap? You gonna break it in half and rub the two ends together? You gonna slide it under the car wash? Cain't wash soap!!!

And you cannot hide from J.R. "Bob" Dobbs because he's stupider than you.


---Rev. Ivan Stang