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Alex, if you ever do get your own business where you have to hire people, with your attitude of paying them the absolutely lowest possible, what kind of employees do you think you're going to get?


I would hire Chinese and Mexicans, but they have to not know the law so I can trick them and pocket the money. They also gotta launder the rebates and walk around and buy things for me (like buy one get one free, limit 1 per purchase).