I don't read TheDirty.com that often, but this dude seems to be their answer to Brandon:




From Dude's FB page:


"Im walking home with a hooker. Anther hooker sees me & says "Hi Tim"... So my hooker gets all pissed off & wont talk to me. Hmmm this is odd hooker behavior. But i managed to smooth it over. I told my hooker not to worry, she is the only hooker for me "



"Bio:

Lets start from the beginning...

I don’t know my parents... My mum dumped me just after birth so I grew up in New Zealand living in orphanages...

But I would keep running away from the orphanages and living on the streets...

People ask me how i stay positive...

Well i only missed out on my abortion because my mother turned up to the clinic too drunk for the doctors to perform it..

After a close call like that... The rest of my life has been a breeze..."


http://www.facebook.com/timshark